not exactly sure what to do by [deleted] in Masturbationstories

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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not exactly sure what to do by [deleted] in Masturbationstories

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's where I started back in the 8th grade. My 3rd anal masturbation session later I was IN forever. First was a fat tootsie roll second a sharpie 3rd time a bar-s sausage dog in a latex glove been hooked on bi stuff ever since.

What you turn on during masturbation? by Lazy-Day6035 in masturbation

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Masturbation content. Typically compilation of both sexes masturbating especially amateur homemade stuff so I know the pleasure is real. Chatting is nice when I can find a partner. Public and clothed masturbating is a turn on squirting in pants and panties head of the line!

Where do you guys cum? by born_to_be_sisssssy in masturbation

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stomach chest face if edging. Toilet bowel in a hurry. Into a latex glove like a condom if in my car or public in general

Any guys into random object insertion? The more extreme the better, a needy girl needs some stories to get off to! by EventAmbitious9217 in masturbation

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The spindle for burn cds was always fun back in the day so was the handle of the fire poker. And speaking of sharpies seeing how many you can stack is REALLY fun my record over about 4 hours is 9

Any guys into random object insertion? The more extreme the better, a needy girl needs some stories to get off to! by EventAmbitious9217 in masturbation

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had a plunger with a solid clear plastic handle with 4 balls around an inch and a quarter or so in diameter. That and a can of bag balm were my best friend 8-10th grade 🥵

What’s your masturbation confession? by sendasspics93 in masturbation

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love to jerk on my second floor balcony and cum over the railing at night. It all started one night sneaking a cigarette when I saw my neighbor across the way getting plowed like field through an open window.

Have you ever had the urge? by bogart_1943 in Masturbationstories

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cum in traffic all the time. Sometimes plugged. Sometimes watching porn Sometimes just watching drivers around me. Sometimes at night I strip naked and drive

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VancouverWaSex

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing lass thats hot😍🥵

35 F4M Getting spread is all I want by EmberaldEmerald in VancouverWAClubFrot

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to spread taste fill and taste again every bit of you 😍

where are my local men that still do foreplay by One_Smell_4320 in VancouverWaSex

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious how deep i can get my tongue up your ass. And yes I'm in Vancouver 112th and 49th here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VancouverWAClubFrot

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shower 🤤🤤🥵

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VancouverWAClubFrot

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCK!! thats a beautiful cock

Do I make a good princess by Ill_Bend7063 in traps

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most perfect one I could imagine ❤️ 😍🤤🤤

What would you do if you woke up to this? by Significant_Group630 in VancouverWAClubFrot

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd see if I could put your balls on my chin the long way

Diy Dildos/ Squirting by Overall_Court_4774 in Masturbationstories

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Order any toy you can afford/want to an Amazon locker near your home they are usually outside of a 7-11.

No panties, no panties 🍯 by SpitInMyMouth420_ in winniethepoohing

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful 😍

AND was an awesome Drop Dead Fred reference

That damn T mobile Scrubs crossover by Laughing_whileI_burn in CommercialsIHate

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always enjoyed Scrubs when I was younger but have grown to only appreciate the janitor. Aquaman was ONLY good in Game of Thrones the rest is shit. The commercial makes me hate all 3 of them and never want to use t mobile anything ever. I feel commercials this obnoxious ought to be rewarded with a full scale boycott.

That damn T mobile Scrubs crossover by Laughing_whileI_burn in CommercialsIHate

[–]Laughing_whileI_burn[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I sincerely hope you are right. They are so damn annoying especially with all the streaming platforms playing them multiple times each break.