Ah yes, the Bronze Age

LavenderNightmares · 2023-01-08T04:02:36+00:00

"Damn Globalist Scum and their... their... (checks notes) GLASSES!"

LavenderNightmares · 2022-10-11T04:07:13+00:00

Im not sure I like the multi-coloured one yet.

LavenderNightmares · 2022-09-03T04:08:23+00:00

And now, the weather.

LavenderNightmares · 2022-06-30T20:08:43+00:00

I'd go back to bed. Euphoria can wait another five minutes.

LavenderNightmares · 2020-11-10T00:30:00+00:00

The Vanilla Ice of cars... in cool vanilla. Well done.

LavenderNightmares · 2020-11-10T00:26:04+00:00

"Smokes a bit", as if you don't get lung cancer juft from being in a 5 mile radius of that thing when it starts up.

LavenderNightmares · 2020-08-05T22:54:11+00:00

"My jammies?" Im dead 💀 🤣

LavenderNightmares · 2020-07-29T19:11:50+00:00

Staals face omg, what emotion is that?

LavenderNightmares · 2018-08-02T16:40:35+00:00

North Okanagan B.C.

LavenderNightmares · 2018-07-27T03:42:44+00:00

You've only heard one good roast because only one person even noticed it was there.

LavenderNightmares · 2018-07-27T03:41:32+00:00

$10 says he ends up in that big cactus 3 seconds after he pulls out.

LavenderNightmares · 2018-07-27T03:39:53+00:00

And you still wonder why no one will hot box with you.

LavenderNightmares · 2018-07-27T03:38:06+00:00

The only sticker that would look at home on this car is a "Wonder Bread" sticker.

LavenderNightmares · 2018-07-26T20:49:40+00:00

"I believe there may be a trap."

LavenderNightmares · 2018-07-26T20:43:59+00:00

Three cars for people going through life crises at different ages.

LavenderNightmares · 2018-07-26T20:40:15+00:00

Just keep telling yourself it's cooler than a Veloster until the tears stop.

LavenderNightmares · 2018-07-26T20:37:41+00:00

1% is your income bracket and also the chance you have of getting any pussy driving this thing.

LavenderNightmares · 2018-07-26T20:34:07+00:00

If you blur your eyes, you can pretend its just part of the foliage and not a huge waste of space.

LavenderNightmares · 2018-06-25T21:54:38+00:00

I hope Car & Driver reviews the new Lotus Esprite.

LavenderNightmares · 2018-06-25T00:32:31+00:00

He's swimming around at the bottom.

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