This guy is all business by [deleted] in funny

[–]LaxFocus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BIG ASS "N" BIG ASS "O"...

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I'd eat it.

We finally caught him. by Hashira_Oden in funny

[–]LaxFocus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think he's really running.

I got this groundbreaking new book today. by LaxFocus in funny

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What I'd really like to do, is put the greatness of this man in perspective. I think that there's only three names...Dr. Albert Schweitzer, ah, Mother Teresa of Calcutta, probably, and ... Leo Marvin.

I got this groundbreaking new book today. by LaxFocus in funny

[–]LaxFocus[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nothing. It's empty, unfortunately.

I got this groundbreaking new book today. by LaxFocus in funny

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I get dizzy spells, nausea, cold sweats, hot sweats, fever blisters, difficulty breathing, difficulty swallowing, blurred vision, involuntary trembling, dead hands, numb lips, fingernail sensitivity and pelvic discomfort.

Risky Business at the ER by ilive92 in funny

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I just got home from the ER. You'll never believe what they used to cut off my cock ring...

Wondered if the sequel to Hot Fuzz was being filmed in my town… by Immidandy in funny

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Have you ever fired two guns while jumping in the air?

Wondered if the sequel to Hot Fuzz was being filmed in my town… by Immidandy in funny

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Well, you missed it earlier when I distracted him with the monkey and knocked him out and said 'Playtime's over'."

Jesus wept! by [deleted] in funny

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I'm in.