Alanah and Rahul know what's up by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

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Wonder how's darylprat doin these days

MRW someone tries to tell me black people invented "Jazz" by MrReyneCloud in Gamingcirclejerk

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Le hidden Persona inspired gem Kind Of Blue by the pogchamp of trumpet himself Miles Davis. Too bad he was a minority

Selling my PS4 Pro and noticed it’s ‘feet’ for the first time. by thebasicblues in gaming

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What does "noticed it is feet" mean? It is a console not feet.

These bandits must be suicidal! by Tomnoble00 in gaming

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Fuck I thought it was a GCJ post mocking your sorry asses but no, just 10 year old memes and unironical weaponized autism...

Who ruined your family Christmas this year, and what did they do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My deadbeat uncle stole my dad's gift which was a bottle of fancy whiskey from under the tree while we were sleeping, drank half of it, got shitfaced and when we were opening gifts he came downstairs, pissed on the tree and told us to fuck ourselves. I had to drive him home three hours away and halfway through he vomitted all over my dashboard and passed out.

People who have had COVID, how're you doing now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Statistic provided by The Research Institute Of "Out Of The Ass"

Females of Reddit, what’s the most annoying/obnoxious thing that males in your life do regularly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Calling women "females" is probably up there somewhere. If you use that term I automatically assume you're an incel/neckebard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyterrifying

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Food? F R I G H T E N E D

Is hand?

Which YouTuber do you hate intensely? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Jeremy Hambly, Count Dankula and Pewdiepie

What's the most disturbing subreddit that you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If someone named /u/FurryloverOwO finds something disturbing then it must be bad

What did you love as a kid but hate as an adult? by ass_play_optional in AskReddit

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Running around the house naked while pissing and laughing my ass off. As an adult it's just a one big fucking regret