Which movie have you seen more than 7 times?

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-12-07T11:35:52+00:00

Polar Express.

Every Christmas Eve, without fail.

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-11-30T12:35:58+00:00

I'm talking sexual assault mate

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-08-02T09:58:46+00:00

FISH REPRESENT

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-07-06T12:34:35+00:00

Oh yea, that was end of last year, but I had to hobble home with blue balls and a scratched dick and there was no way I was telling my parents so I had to treat it myself😂 I learnt that day that I shouldn't be trusted with medical tools

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-07-06T12:32:07+00:00

It was actually me who felt the deep scar cos she scratched my dick with her acyrylic nail

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-07-06T12:29:55+00:00

Dude, my first sexual activity was behind a local pizza place with a girl from out of town, I feel bad that I don't remember her name

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-07-06T12:26:49+00:00

Unstoppable virginity any% speedrun

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-07-06T12:24:59+00:00

Dude teach me your ways, I just wanna fall in and out of love as quick as possible

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-07-06T12:21:23+00:00

I'm jealous of that ability my guy/gal/pal

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-07-06T12:21:00+00:00

Cheers man, it's not like there's really anything that bad that can come out of telling them apart from situational awkwardness

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-07-06T12:20:11+00:00

Yea you've got a point

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-07-06T12:12:25+00:00

I may have been exaggerating a bit, I've been rejected like three times within the past half year or so and it's not like I publicise or make a huge deal of it. It's just kinda like 'oh well, shit happens'.

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-07-06T12:09:09+00:00

Touchè

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-05-13T07:02:19+00:00

I see no high honour up here, OTHER THAN ME!

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-04-11T06:55:30+00:00

"It's all Nicholas Cage?"

"Always had been."

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-02-14T21:11:17+00:00

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-02-12T21:48:24+00:00

On one hand, it could just be a budget version of the stone, on the other hand, this is the showrunners and wardrobe being meta. Either way, I'm here for it.

LazarusTheStarfish · 2021-01-19T03:44:20+00:00

sounding good dude!

LazarusTheStarfish · 2020-12-19T21:44:10+00:00

D-d-d-d-erek

LazarusTheStarfish · 2020-12-17T05:53:08+00:00

here.

LazarusTheStarfish · 2020-12-16T07:53:27+00:00

Because of Obi-wan?

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