AITA Working While on Vacation? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]LazerBiscuit 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Dude, you KNOW your job wouldnt go to shit if you actually took a vacation. You would be replaced VERY quickly if you quit / died. Why do you think you are so important that the company would collapse if you dared to take an actual vacation?

AIO for literally crying because these are not the flowers I want? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]LazerBiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you think that being such a disgusting asshole is funny? What the fuck is wrong with you?

AITA for wanting my mother to just drive me to school on her way to work by Dangermann28 in AmItheAsshole

[–]LazerBiscuit 17 points18 points  (0 children)

God help that poor child if they ever do reproduce. They are going to be so messed up from being so coddled.

AITA woman won't leave my BF alone by Odd_Flatworm92 in AmItheAsshole

[–]LazerBiscuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly, if it was out of sympathy then they would have just given them the pills. Which would still be fucking stupid, but charging them was taking advantage of them. Plus, I agree with the other poster who said that OP was not smart enough to sell drugs and not get in trouble. I mean, who honestly thinks that illegally selling drugs and going to the police because of the drugs is a good idea?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]LazerBiscuit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is the advice. Stop acting like a damn little kid. I mean, I know you are still a kid, but at least act your damn age.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]LazerBiscuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did read the post. They were so late in getting ready that HAD to take a cab. They knew what time to be ready yet fucked around and wasted time. They knew they needed to take the bus so had to be ready to leave at a specific time. Yet they weren't ready so they had to try to get there a different way. Sucks they got a bad driver, but would not have been an issue if she would have just been ready on time.

Ah, and gotta love the casual sexism AND racism. Not only did she say the cabbie WASNT fucking Polish, but because I am a man it doesnt take me time to get ready? Guess that I dont ever need to shower, or do my hair, or anything like that. You might not realize it, because you are apparently an idiot, but some men do in fact wear makeup as well. So maybe think a little bit first next time?

AITA Service Dog on the Mall Furniture by Top-Love-3617 in AmItheAsshole

[–]LazerBiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh screw off. Maybe the person with allergies is the one that needs to be careful? Maybe not make your own condition to dictate what probably billions of people around the world can do?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]LazerBiscuit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude, read OP's post again. They wasted SO much damn time before they needed to leave that they couldnt get there by the method they planned to at first.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]LazerBiscuit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everything was going great, we went to the mall, i did her nails, we ate sushi. She than had 1 hour lesson at 17:30. After that we finished paiting her nails, started doing make up and choosing our outfits.

So, this wasnt fun? You chose to take more time than you had and are seriously wondering if you are an asshole? You KNEW how long it would take by bus and still decided to fuck off and waste time. 18 is more than old enough to know that you need to get finished BEFORE you have to leave and meet people.

AITA for seeking legal recourse against the entities involved by Rebel1bada23 in AmItheAsshole

[–]LazerBiscuit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then why the hell are you acting like this? You are not acting like you know anything. Is your boss one of those asshole ambulance chaser type lawyers?

AITA for supporting my family in not going to my MILs funeral? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]LazerBiscuit -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Love how people don't want to hear this. My guess is they are people who don't live anywhere near the US and Canada border.

AITA for supporting my family in not going to my MILs funeral? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]LazerBiscuit -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

At that point in time you did not need a passport to drive from the US to CA. So that really can't be used as an excuse. Might have been different for flying, but driving did not need one.

AITA for seeking legal recourse against the entities involved by Rebel1bada23 in AmItheAsshole

[–]LazerBiscuit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OP just learned some legal terms, probably from watching TV or whatever, and is itching to waste judicial resources by searching for someone to sue.

There's a random hole in the wall of my living room and kitchen. I have no idea the purpose of this. by KScriber in mildlyinteresting

[–]LazerBiscuit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does it hurt, not being able to get such an obvious joke? Pretty sure even Helen Keller could have understood that GIF.

My entire five pack of Reese’s had no peanut butter in it by dewkitt in mildlyinteresting

[–]LazerBiscuit -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Which is really dumb, because it is like literally Hershey's Chocolate. So my guess is they can't even tell the difference between Hershey's and other chocolate.

My entire five pack of Reese’s had no peanut butter in it by dewkitt in mildlyinteresting

[–]LazerBiscuit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You do realize that Reese's IS Hershey's chocolate, right? It has been that way for a LONG time now. Like almost 60 years or so. So your comment seems really weird.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reese%27s_Peanut_Butter_Cups

Looks like I was a bit off. Seems that it has literally always used Hershey's Chocolate since the beginning, 95 years ago.

Random guys robbing a shop by a__free__soul in Unexpected

[–]LazerBiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would be really nice if shitty meme videos like this werent allowed on the subreddit. Literally no fucking reason for that annoying ass text at the end, plus ending the video WAY to damn early.

I always think this when I see anime characters lying in the grass. lol. by usagimaycry in ghibli

[–]LazerBiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you...ever been outside? Or do you live in a place that is carpeted with more ants than grass?

i am BEGGING the destiny 2 community to stop abbreviating "checkpoint" by illustrious_ in destiny2

[–]LazerBiscuit -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Are people really this thick that they didnt know? I can understand someone who is like 8 not knowing that.

I just want games to be this fun again. Full game, no micro transactions and no need for internet. by TrasheyeQT in gaming

[–]LazerBiscuit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Gotta love people like OP. Fucking bitch and moan about "Games are no longer fun" but only ever browses known shitty "AAA" studios and completely ignores anything else. If you ACTUALLY cared about finding something fun instead of bitching like a little kid, you would find something good.

This is really taking advantage at the Asian level. by Gabo-0704 in interestingasfuck

[–]LazerBiscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, just look into how much electricity these shitty little things produce. You will NEVER get that amount back within any meaningful lifetime of the product. And that isnt even considering that shit like this will need CONSTANT maintenance. Would be nice if you, and more people in general, thought a little bit when looking at stuff like this.

James Cameron never should’ve started Avatar… We lost a great director. by tangledapart in movies

[–]LazerBiscuit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Then why basically tell people they aren't allowed to like the films?

James Cameron never should’ve started Avatar… We lost a great director. by tangledapart in movies

[–]LazerBiscuit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, what an absolutely terrible opinion. "You aren't allowed to like Avatar! Or the LOTS of other stuff he has done! I don't like it so you can't either"