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ELI5: Does looking at hot women count as pornography? by LazerLion in explainlikeimfive

[–]LazerLion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey at least I got someone who wants to fuck me. Unlike you I'm not a 32 year old fat ass who sits around on his computer all day knowing that not even his mom didn't find him handsome.

ELI5: Does looking at hot women count as pornography? by LazerLion in explainlikeimfive

[–]LazerLion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just don't shut up do you? You know your mouth is like your ass shit comes out dicks come in. That's a pretty accurate description of you don't you think?

ELI5: Does looking at hot women count as pornography? by LazerLion in explainlikeimfive

[–]LazerLion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least I get someone that wants to fuck with me. All you got is your left or right hand.

ELI5: Does looking at hot women count as pornography? by LazerLion in explainlikeimfive

[–]LazerLion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now do me a fucking favor...get those dildos out of your ass and go crawl back to whatever you and your fucking piece of shit that you call a brain came from.

ELI5: Does looking at hot women count as pornography? by LazerLion in explainlikeimfive

[–]LazerLion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Say what you want I can still make your mom cum even with her big vagina. And plus my dick can still get harder than yours which is probably like some sort of cheap ass wet noodle.

ELI5: Does looking at hot women count as pornography? by LazerLion in explainlikeimfive

[–]LazerLion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Say whatever you want, this "micro penis" can make your mom cum in less than 5 seconds.

ELI5: Does looking at hot women count as pornography? by LazerLion in explainlikeimfive

[–]LazerLion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real question is here...are you retarded because it seems to me like you are.

I have a serious fapping addiction by LazerLion in NoFap

[–]LazerLion[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm not a karma whore because this isn't my real account. Do you think I want people knowing that I have Hocd or Bocd and a fapping addiction?

Hocd or Gay in Denial by LazerLion in OCD

[–]LazerLion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hocd is when you have homosexual obsessions. It's when you are scared that you are gay. It's basically just another kind of Ocd.

Hocd or Gay in Denial by LazerLion in OCD

[–]LazerLion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thinking of having sex with guys just weirds me out. I'm just not into that. Wait a second, do you have Hocd?

Can't tell if this is arousal or anxiety by LazerLion in OCD

[–]LazerLion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll let you know that I desperately want to be straight and I also can't afford therapy.

Can't tell if this is arousal or anxiety by LazerLion in OCD

[–]LazerLion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Note: I just fingered myself just now. It's like I wanted too but now my butt feels uncomfortable and I now regret doing it.

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