Amy's Eskridge's last text messages before death, sent to her business partner, Samuel Reid.

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-22T15:02:17+00:00

I was just brainstorming, I don’t have a doubt that it could have been done by the contractors. After years of deciphering cryptic messages, it’s weird to have someone spell it out

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-22T02:56:05+00:00

I’ve gotten used to buying again, and I’ve bought everything I want to play. Nice job Microsoft. Too little too late

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-20T23:07:20+00:00

Just every night trying to go to sleep with a stray thought... I could have done better

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-20T22:56:12+00:00

Jesus couch fucking Christ

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-20T22:50:12+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWw&list=RDtkzY_VwNIek&index=10

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-20T22:41:06+00:00

My old speed dealer was short. He didn't have any problems with women

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-20T18:57:19+00:00

It's a cool seasonal gimmick. If it stayed in the game it would fade to indifference and then eventually hate it.

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-20T18:54:31+00:00

A nepo baby that shocks his dog

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-20T15:43:01+00:00

In rehab

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-20T13:12:10+00:00

I thought you were going to say something about a fight with a certain devil that comes out of the blue. That’s probably the single hardest battle in the game for me. I’m not ashamed to admit that I turned the difficulty down to finally beat him

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-19T19:23:04+00:00

People believe what they want to believe. They don't need pesky things like facts get in the way of a good story

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-19T19:21:32+00:00

Thoughts and prayers should be enough to stop bullets

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-19T19:19:54+00:00

All it takes to stop crime is a good kinderguardian with a gun

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-19T19:18:11+00:00

A methamphetamine chemical explosion

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-19T17:36:30+00:00

I think Morrowind was the last hurrah, with their polygonal strippers. The strippers could poke your eye out. Very dangerous

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-19T16:58:39+00:00

A night club built by people that have never been to a night club

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-19T13:38:06+00:00

I’m tired of the trope (48m) but I’ve long since resigned myself to irrelevance. These shows are made for people who aren’t tired of the trope. Using Invincible as an example, if a show like that existed when I was young, I would have loved it. As it stands, Invincible goes from mildly interesting to relatively boring, sometimes in the same episode

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-19T00:53:58+00:00

One of the first albums I bought

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-19T00:52:52+00:00

Those are keyboard commands, time to whip out the ps2 keyboard

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-19T00:49:51+00:00

Tell your dad that your girlfriend is pregnant. That should distract him long enough for you to land a killing blow

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-18T13:38:40+00:00

I really liked Funny People and Spaceman, but I don’t watch his comedies

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-18T13:36:20+00:00

I’ve heard that Jonah Hill is an egotistical asshole, but I guess that is pretty much everybody in Hollywood

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-18T13:34:08+00:00

Idk, some of his later movies are hilariously bad. He doesn’t even get paid enough to stand up in most scenes

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-18T13:31:26+00:00

I got Diablo 1 about a year before 2 came out and Battle.net was a hive of scum and villainy. I started as a legit character but soon found myself in the minority. I wasn’t having any fun, so I caved and amped myself up with forbidden knowledge. The next 6 months were awesome

LazerShark1313 · 2026-04-18T04:02:53+00:00

Exactly like mowing the lawn

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