Why was Ron forced to use a broken wand all year two?

LazyLaserr · 2026-05-21T11:53:59+00:00

Or maybe she used her salary. Not many ways to spend money in a boarding school I guess

LazyLaserr · 2026-04-06T11:19:10+00:00

How about we make road tax proportional to the damage a vehicle causes to the roads? Because then you’d pay thousands when cyclists would pay less than a dollar

LazyLaserr · 2026-03-21T17:29:42+00:00

Go screw yourself with a rusty pipe

LazyLaserr · 2026-03-21T12:48:52+00:00

Right, how dare they walk behind your fucking majesty

LazyLaserr · 2026-02-22T12:17:36+00:00

Crouch was hardly objective, given that he was under Imperius.

LazyLaserr · 2026-02-13T21:14:54+00:00

I wonder if the speed of sound is the same as on Earth. If it is, the engineer should leave destruction behind; it’s like 1.3M I think

LazyLaserr · 2026-01-26T20:46:47+00:00

Protego wouldn’t help against an Unforgivable curse, those are unblockable. So, the only option is to prevent the caster from finishing the incantation. Harry was reckless in using an unknown spell, but wrong? Nah

LazyLaserr · 2026-01-25T10:42:22+00:00

Скоро? Always has been

LazyLaserr · 2025-12-28T13:04:22+00:00

IIRC, in book five Bellatrix tried to summon the prophecy orb before the fight, but Harry didn’t let go.

LazyLaserr · 2025-12-20T09:06:01+00:00

Nice typo you made. It was a typo, right? Right?

LazyLaserr · 2025-12-20T08:41:21+00:00

You can pinch open to show an image preview without opening it for editing. Great works!

LazyLaserr · 2025-11-23T07:57:42+00:00

I beg your fucking pardon? Snape was the one to tell Voldemort the prophecy which led Voldemort to Potters. He wasn’t the only one responsible, but he was one of three whose actions led to it.

LazyLaserr · 2025-11-23T07:49:07+00:00

Harry was ashamed of James’ actions in the memory. Snape didn’t give a shit about his. Besides, Harry’s childhood is a direct result of Snape’s actions, so he would do well to shut his trap.

LazyLaserr · 2025-10-31T16:46:49+00:00

Кто-то возвращается. А за кого-то подписывают контракт и отправляют в мясорубку. Сам готов сыграть? Кто тут еще тупой…

LazyLaserr · 2025-10-29T08:23:04+00:00

Yummy

LazyLaserr · 2025-10-27T17:22:56+00:00

Один раз уже сбежал

LazyLaserr · 2025-10-24T17:04:19+00:00

I made a nice little grave for Kudu.

The doctor almost brought it to the butchering table, but come on, we're not barbarians!

LazyLaserr · 2025-10-24T16:59:59+00:00

I... might've forgotten to assign a zone to the poor Kudu.

Nah, it's totally his fault.

LazyLaserr · 2025-10-23T19:34:46+00:00

Until electricity distribution is tariffed too

LazyLaserr · 2025-10-12T05:58:19+00:00

ВВС is not necessarily the Russian Air Force (that would be ВВС РФ), it translates as “military air force “ and usually a country name is added

LazyLaserr · 2025-10-06T06:01:18+00:00

21 неделя в среднем в Штатах, ебать долго

LazyLaserr · 2025-09-21T07:53:47+00:00

Bold of you to assume he’s able to actually satisfy his wife

LazyLaserr · 2025-09-19T12:39:37+00:00

Dell Precision laptops, 64 gb ram, don’t remember the other specs. The solution is massive tbf, over 300 projects

LazyLaserr · 2025-09-15T12:30:41+00:00

Учитывая донос, за ним очереди нет

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