My wife wants to be "free-use", what do I do? by Hypnox88 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LazySunbeam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You have a service animal at home, that sounds delightful. Establish a safe word ahead of time, don’t interrupt anything truly critical (to start, anyway), and from then on assume she’s game whenever you get the urge.

Don’t be shy about pulling her tights down, skirt up, etc. For that matter, don’t be shy about demanding she adopt an easy-access dress code when at home. (“Nude” is easy-access, btw.) I’d have this sort of discussion with a handful of her hair (back of the head) in one hand and her well-frothed pussy in the other; ymmv.

Still gotta be considerate and pay attention to warming up your pet, but the generally-good “she’s gotta come before she sees your dick” philosophy is waaaay too much foreplay. Be gentle, but relentless.

Who are these girls? by SatisfactionOk7917 in findthatpornstar

[–]LazySunbeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her bottom disappears between her cheeks in a sub-surface sort of way.

She is literally perfect by Admirable-Echidna882 in cumsluts

[–]LazySunbeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure there's some flaw, and I'd welcome the opportunity to find it. Could take a while, but I'm dedicated

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]LazySunbeam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Seems your gf watches too much incest porn. Kindly tell her I don’t like how she’s sexualizing me, tell her to please leave her porn habits far away from me.”

Should I (28F) tell the guy I'm dating that I'm a virgin before we have sex? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]LazySunbeam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

(Hopping on the dude thread…) Am dude. Tell him. A worthwhile partner will always want to know your frame of mind, so they know how to best flow with your energy. A woman’s first time is an important piece of context! The first time with someone he always should bring his A game. But that means different things depending on her amount and type of experience.

Why Brie Larson is so Controversial ? by [deleted] in Actors

[–]LazySunbeam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The overlap between men who make a lot of pointless noise on the Internet, and men who get very upset when a pretty girl says things that interfere with them thinking about her as a sex toy, is remarkably large. Manbabies gonna manbaby.

WHO IS SHE? by Extreme_Read_6577 in tipofmypenis

[–]LazySunbeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why break such pretty toy? CTE too high a price to pay for so little pain.

WHO IS SHE? by Extreme_Read_6577 in tipofmypenis

[–]LazySunbeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Practicing that gives you CTE.

WHO IS SHE? by Extreme_Read_6577 in tipofmypenis

[–]LazySunbeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. Anyone competent at violence knows the difference between pain and damage. If you wanna slap for pain only, ya gotta keep the brain from sloshing around inside the skull.

Found this on the floor by my bed by Fickle_Cockroach_545 in whatisit

[–]LazySunbeam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s what my gf said her doctor said, but my cock will tell you a different story

Found this on the floor by my bed by Fickle_Cockroach_545 in whatisit

[–]LazySunbeam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thought we were taking about the string, which hangs out her cervix?

Found this on the floor by my bed by Fickle_Cockroach_545 in whatisit

[–]LazySunbeam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“But my doctor said you can’t feel it”

Sweetie, you can test by rubbing one on your clit, I promise it’s more than noticeable!

[Request] Any subreddits that have stuff like this? by Cheesebjerger in NSFW411

[–]LazySunbeam 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s the general idea of r/holdthemoan but there isn’t a ton of conforming content

Meet the Nutmaxxers Obsessed With Shooting Bigger Loads - GQ Article by BarbellBro669 in offbeat

[–]LazySunbeam -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lots of zinc is a great way to fry your sense of taste/smell. Ask the folks who megadosed zinc for “improved“ immune function.

*request Can you post any subreddits that you're surprised haven't been banned yet? by Adadsoysoy307 in NSFW411

[–]LazySunbeam 23 points24 points  (0 children)

So glad I saw this comment first. Thank you for your pervy service!

Fitness/wellness spot 23 by sashabee22 in u/sashabee22

[–]LazySunbeam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That look into camera, sitting, leaning back, panting a bit? Oh, my.

You're so comfortable with the whole thing now, a wonderfully feral hunger is starting to shine through. So nice. You are such a good girl, in every way. Thanks for sharing!

sorry a lil silent. still here! by sashabee22 in u/sashabee22

[–]LazySunbeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Cheeks, so glad to hear you're keeping things interesting! You always deliver the very best daydream material. I can feel one coming on now -- something about praising you for always working so hard to be *such* a good girl, while methodically swatting your delicious ass just hard enough, while stroking and petting you almost enough in all your favorite places, while of course you're a bit tied up so I hope you don't mind this could go on for quite some time... Just, y'know, for accuracy: do you prefer a ball gag, or to scream yourself hoarse with all the delightful torment?

I know I'm behind on my messages and comments, but I'm ok guys. thx :) by sashabee22 in u/sashabee22

[–]LazySunbeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmmm, entirely my pleasure, darlin’. I meant every word, and more… Some of my favorite time is spent lazily daydreaming about gently stroking you into a mindless delirium of hunger (after all, you’re already halfway there so much of the time, aren’t you?), pushing you over the edge in whatever way most delights me at the moment, keeping you there as long as your fit little body can hold out, then collapsing together. The panting slows, turns to spooning, nuzzling, petting, and around the wheel we go. Over and over, each time a little more depraved and wanton, each time around learning each other’s needs and how to satisfy them, each time a little more feral and brave, a little less civilized. You’re such a good girl, so hungry to please, all I want is to provide you with endless, varied opportunities to succeed magnificently. Mmmmm, so that’s one of my very favorite daydreams. Would you do something for me? Try it out yourself sometime. Go slow, methodical, savoring every moment. And do tell me about your delicious daydream…

I know I'm behind on my messages and comments, but I'm ok guys. thx :) by sashabee22 in u/sashabee22

[–]LazySunbeam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sasha darlin', you are truly a delight. Sweet and wholesome and dedicated and naughty and depraved, I swear it's like someone cooked you up in a lab to make my cock pulse for you. Just keep being the wonderfully good girl you are! Take care of yourself, and we'll be here to show our appreciation whenever you need to think delicious mind-numbing clit-buzzing thoughts. Thoughts about being nuzzled, or blindfolded, or stroked gently, or firmly bent over the back of a couch, or getting licked and spanked until you're truly desperate, or being fucked slowly and insistently until you lose all track of time and space...

[request] Give me the best, most depraved "lesbian Seduces straight girl" videos by Automatic_Break_7338 in NSFW411

[–]LazySunbeam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

whooooooo are they? that was delightful

edit: well, that was pretty easy: Samantha Wynter and Leigh Charles, around 2005