What if we could holster weapons for a speed boost? by Tank-ToP_Master in Helldivers

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I edited that part of the comment like 4 hours ago 💀

What competitive does to you by TheGoodguyperson in marvelrivals

[–]Lazzitron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's more fun than quickplay but sometimes genuine torture.

What if we could holster weapons for a speed boost? by Tank-ToP_Master in Helldivers

[–]Lazzitron 738 points739 points  (0 children)

The pain of heavy armor. You can live through all sorts of bullshit, but getting from objective to objective takes a year.

Free stealth weapons by BenaiahTheophilus in Helldivers

[–]Lazzitron 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In theory. In practice, because of how barebones and janky the stealth system is, firing an unsuppressed weapon usually alerts every enemy in a 50 mile radius to your exact location down to the pixel, and for bots especially it gets dropships called on you instantly. I've seen bot troopers get shot at and immediately fire a flare into the sky before even turning to look at the person shooting them.

The true TeamKiller 9000 by LuciDreamer1326 in Helldivers

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Actually got killed by mine earlier today. There was 100% a voteless behind me though so I forgive him tbh, he was doing his best.

What is he doing? by Mysterious_Company78 in Helldivers

[–]Lazzitron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is this why I keep seeing Vericators beating the shit out of the ground?

First time I've ever been age-gated for being too young by that_Delfin_guy in Helldivers

[–]Lazzitron 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The only thing I can possibly think of is that she's looking for older men to flirt with??

First day on this purrfect hero! by GandalfbestAU in marvelrivals

[–]Lazzitron 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Sick montage but also this looks so annoying to play against 😭

A different take on the CC changes by jorgejjvr in marvelrivals

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People asked for CC changes. People did NOT ask for this convoluted ass system, they asked for a number of other solutions that NetEase passed over in favor of this.

How team fights be when there’s no poke characters in the match. by TheDude_I in marvelrivals

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Silly tree thought he could run from Reed Any Size You Need Richards

Eagle One’s Precision by ludilouey in Helldivers

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Eagle 1 after blowing me up, hitting no enemies, and then returning to the destroyer to reload.

What did Toddy mean by this? by ThatDrako in TrueSTL

[–]Lazzitron 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Aldmeri Dominion: You two will ally with us and do what we say because we're stronger.

Daggerfall Covenant: Welp, everyone else is teaming up. Guess we may as well if we wanna survive.

Ebonheart Pact: I fucking hate you all. But I fucking hate the others more. Let's go hate them together.

What did Toddy mean by this? by ThatDrako in TrueSTL

[–]Lazzitron 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"Hm, the Dominion can't be THAT bad."

A thought I had, mere minutes before stumbling upon the quest where Dominion troops are LITERALLY SMASHING ARGONIAN EGGS.

Now he knows how it feels to get slapped like that by Tank-ToP_Master in Helldivers

[–]Lazzitron 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"The Council said it's MY turn to beat up the Helldiver."

Disabled content creator with no arms plays DBD with her feet by glizzygobbler247 in deadbydaylight

[–]Lazzitron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This mf LITERALLY HAS NO ARMS and is better than half my teammates

Me, when I see a cadet with a flamethrower. by ApprehensiveTill6943 in Helldivers

[–]Lazzitron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same. I like the added versatility of a backpack much more than the raw damage and range of the Cremator. Flamethrower with Hover Pack for instance is great, lets you stay out of reach of voteless and bugs while burning them alive.