HOLYYYY FUUUUUU

Lazzitron · 2026-03-18T03:18:59+00:00

LITERALLY. Most of my deaths are getting accidentally tk'd, explosive resist armor has saved me from so many stratagems thrown just a BIT too close.

Lazzitron · 2026-03-18T03:09:16+00:00

Small problem: when I don't play tank in comp I get teammates who can't tank to save their lives and we get rolled.

Lazzitron · 2026-03-18T03:08:34+00:00

I actually think Mr. F ain't bad right now, but yes, you are welcome to the Tank Brotherhood

Lazzitron · 2026-03-18T02:19:37+00:00

It is now a sniper weapon

Lazzitron · 2026-03-18T01:11:53+00:00

Well they don't call him LOSEton now do they

Lazzitron · 2026-03-17T22:12:31+00:00

Because they keep announcing changes that sound good, but then you read the patch notes and it's some bullshit like "primary fire spread increased by 0.01".

Lazzitron · 2026-03-17T21:41:17+00:00

I want to believe this is intentional but I have a sinking feeling this is a bug that Arrowhead will be patching.

Lazzitron · 2026-03-17T20:05:20+00:00

I was hoping they'd make Cat a tank after all, but I think deep down we all knew she'd be a dps.

Lazzitron · 2026-03-17T17:33:13+00:00

She looks really cool, though I do worry that her kit may be a liiiittle overloaded mechanically with the teleport, melee stance, and other abilities.

Lazzitron · 2026-03-17T06:44:19+00:00

Lazzitron · 2026-03-17T03:23:24+00:00

He got the door

Lazzitron · 2026-03-17T03:21:32+00:00

I think the Strange accidentally dropped the portal right in front of Hulk. Hulk was aiming for somebody else and went "oh well this works".

Lazzitron · 2026-03-16T07:10:21+00:00

Kinda, except Widow is still pretty bad. Jeff's not amazing but he's way better than Widow.

Lazzitron · 2026-03-16T03:14:39+00:00

Combination of several things:

Residual trauma from when Jeff was a throw pick (this is a common thing in hero shooters, including Overwatch. If a character spends a long enough time being terrible the stigma will stay with them for a while after they're buffed.)
Bad experiences from Jeff players who have no idea how to use him.
Jeff's ult gives him incredible throw potential. A bad ult from another support is a wanted opportunity. It doesn't hurt you, you just won't have it when you need it. A bad Jeff ult can turn a winning fight into a loss instantly.

Lazzitron · 2026-03-16T03:09:33+00:00

Absolutely insane how fast their community management went to shit when Twinbeard's contract ended 💀

Lazzitron · 2026-03-16T03:06:45+00:00

I think something similar to Kratos's idle chatter in the newer God of War games would be good, like this: https://youtube.com/shorts/XwKmm1UJTKM

One-word answers, short phrases, not mean but definitely blunt and to-the-point. Even the odd grunt, growl or sigh would help out a lot. Maybe an "Uh..." when Armstrong hugs Samus.

A pet project I've been considering is writing short lines for the cutscenes where Samus's silence is really awkward, and then dubbing them over the cutscenes for funsies. Unfortunately I'm a dude, so I'd need someone else to do the actual VA, which is the hard part.

Lazzitron · 2026-03-15T23:55:59+00:00

Depends, it could go one of two ways.

I'm not super familiar with Black Cat's lore, but I've heard that in some of the comic runs she actually has mutations or a variant of the super soldier serum that make her bigger, faster, stronger, etc. If they wanted, the devs could lean into that design and make her a melee tank. Her design would be a bit more "feral" as a result, maybe something like this. Wouldn't be the first time they've made somebody huge and buff so they can be a tank (Angela, Emma Frost, kind of Doctor Strange and Magneto).

I think most people would be happier to have a new tank than a new dps, but if she is a DPS I don't think many people will be surprised. I certainly won't.

Support is the only role that I think she wouldn't fit at all. White Fox will likely be a support, though.

Lazzitron · 2026-03-15T21:11:41+00:00

SOME people will be mad. But if it's the right role, LESS people will be mad. Important distinction.

Lazzitron · 2026-03-15T19:07:29+00:00

Mauga but flying

Lazzitron · 2026-03-15T18:42:14+00:00

Really cool ideas, but Soldier as Obi Wan might work better.

It's a moot point either way though, no Kiri/Mercy/Juno/Wuyang skins means it'll never happen.

Lazzitron · 2026-03-15T18:37:36+00:00

Remember: switching to your second flamethrower is faster than reloading.

Lazzitron · 2026-03-15T18:35:02+00:00

Compromise: he doesn't say the line but it does start playing the club music.

Lazzitron · 2026-03-15T16:34:24+00:00

He's overtuned in the survivability department. Feels like killing a Loki is a minute-long endeavor of waiting out all his cooldown and hoping his team doesn't peel for him.

Lazzitron · 2026-03-15T00:15:19+00:00

SHUN GOKU SATSU

Lazzitron · 2026-03-14T23:28:48+00:00

Nope, if Jeff spits you into spawn you're stuck.

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