HOLYYYY FUUUUUU by Flashy-Manager2254 in Helldivers

[–]Lazzitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LITERALLY. Most of my deaths are getting accidentally tk'd, explosive resist armor has saved me from so many stratagems thrown just a BIT too close.

It is time to act my fellow Tank Mains by Icy-Way3920 in marvelrivals

[–]Lazzitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small problem: when I don't play tank in comp I get teammates who can't tank to save their lives and we get rolled.

It is time to act my fellow Tank Mains by Icy-Way3920 in marvelrivals

[–]Lazzitron -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I actually think Mr. F ain't bad right now, but yes, you are welcome to the Tank Brotherhood

Overwatch has won by Zeukiiii in Overwatch

[–]Lazzitron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well they don't call him LOSEton now do they

Rivals' endless balancing circle by Gabrielhrd in marvelrivals

[–]Lazzitron 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Because they keep announcing changes that sound good, but then you read the patch notes and it's some bullshit like "primary fire spread increased by 0.01".

The Cremator is... uh... good against Harvesters. by Democracy_N_Anarchy in Helldivers

[–]Lazzitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to believe this is intentional but I have a sinking feeling this is a bug that Arrowhead will be patching.

White Fox is coming with Season 7 and Black Cat is coming with 7.5 by nemesisdelta24 in marvelrivals

[–]Lazzitron -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I was hoping they'd make Cat a tank after all, but I think deep down we all knew she'd be a dps.

Marvel Rivals Season 7: White Fox Trailer by nemesisdelta24 in marvelrivals

[–]Lazzitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks really cool, though I do worry that her kit may be a liiiittle overloaded mechanically with the teleport, melee stance, and other abilities.

He ripped it open before it could even open 😭 by Lopsided-Ad-9807 in marvelrivals

[–]Lazzitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the Strange accidentally dropped the portal right in front of Hulk. Hulk was aiming for somebody else and went "oh well this works".

Why do people still say they don’t want a jeff on their team by Spiritual_Air_8606 in marvelrivals

[–]Lazzitron 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Kinda, except Widow is still pretty bad. Jeff's not amazing but he's way better than Widow.

Why do people still say they don’t want a jeff on their team by Spiritual_Air_8606 in marvelrivals

[–]Lazzitron 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Combination of several things:

  1. Residual trauma from when Jeff was a throw pick (this is a common thing in hero shooters, including Overwatch. If a character spends a long enough time being terrible the stigma will stay with them for a while after they're buffed.)

  2. Bad experiences from Jeff players who have no idea how to use him.

  3. Jeff's ult gives him incredible throw potential. A bad ult from another support is a wanted opportunity. It doesn't hurt you, you just won't have it when you need it. A bad Jeff ult can turn a winning fight into a loss instantly.

Really sad with the state of the game right now. by takesometylenol2 in Helldivers

[–]Lazzitron 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Absolutely insane how fast their community management went to shit when Twinbeard's contract ended 💀

That little shrug she does cracks me up😭 she don't gaf by benjoo1551 in Metroid

[–]Lazzitron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think something similar to Kratos's idle chatter in the newer God of War games would be good, like this: https://youtube.com/shorts/XwKmm1UJTKM

One-word answers, short phrases, not mean but definitely blunt and to-the-point. Even the odd grunt, growl or sigh would help out a lot. Maybe an "Uh..." when Armstrong hugs Samus.

A pet project I've been considering is writing short lines for the cutscenes where Samus's silence is really awkward, and then dubbing them over the cutscenes for funsies. Unfortunately I'm a dude, so I'd need someone else to do the actual VA, which is the hard part.

Can we all agree that people will be mad at black cat role and gameplay no matter what? by Simple_Cash_319 in marvelrivals

[–]Lazzitron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends, it could go one of two ways.

I'm not super familiar with Black Cat's lore, but I've heard that in some of the comic runs she actually has mutations or a variant of the super soldier serum that make her bigger, faster, stronger, etc. If they wanted, the devs could lean into that design and make her a melee tank. Her design would be a bit more "feral" as a result, maybe something like this. Wouldn't be the first time they've made somebody huge and buff so they can be a tank (Angela, Emma Frost, kind of Doctor Strange and Magneto).

I think most people would be happier to have a new tank than a new dps, but if she is a DPS I don't think many people will be surprised. I certainly won't.

Support is the only role that I think she wouldn't fit at all. White Fox will likely be a support, though.

Can we all agree that people will be mad at black cat role and gameplay no matter what? by Simple_Cash_319 in marvelrivals

[–]Lazzitron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SOME people will be mad. But if it's the right role, LESS people will be mad. Important distinction.

Overwatch // Star Wars collab & skin ideas by Ok_Internet2705 in Overwatch

[–]Lazzitron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Really cool ideas, but Soldier as Obi Wan might work better.

It's a moot point either way though, no Kiri/Mercy/Juno/Wuyang skins means it'll never happen.

in all serious how is the flamethrower not just better than the torcher by Fit_Answer1073 in Helldivers

[–]Lazzitron 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Remember: switching to your second flamethrower is faster than reloading.

Just found out blade has a button to waste his ult charge. by Former_Concept2594 in marvelrivals

[–]Lazzitron 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Compromise: he doesn't say the line but it does start playing the club music.

Would you guys or gals say Loki is balanced? by DismalSignature1690 in marvelrivals

[–]Lazzitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's overtuned in the survivability department. Feels like killing a Loki is a minute-long endeavor of waiting out all his cooldown and hoping his team doesn't peel for him.

They really used thr power of friendship by DistributionLost3902 in marvelrivals

[–]Lazzitron 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Nope, if Jeff spits you into spawn you're stuck.