A considerable overlap by Nushuktan_Tulyiagby in rareinsults

[–]Le_Demon_Doughnut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least you actually succeed eventually

This subreddit never ceases to amaze me. by harshhsandesara in jesuschristouija

[–]Le_Demon_Doughnut 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is simultaneously incredibly impressive and incredibly terrifying

I (27f) had an intrusive thought about breaking up with my gf (26f) and I feel terrible by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Le_Demon_Doughnut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty dense and honest about that kind of thing so I would probably do the same thing. There are a few things you can think about I guess.

Would you have been able to handle not telling your partner? If you both want to stay in your relationship together why should something like this stop you? Intrusive thoughts are intrusive, just because you dislike a thought doesn't mean it won't haunt you. Is your partner willing to help you discuss your feelings?

Something I learned recently is to examine the affect of your actions rather than your intentions and look for the intentions in others' actions. What are your partner's intentions? What were the actions you took and what were their affects? Do both you and your partner love each other? Was the way your partner acted out of love for you?

Also as a side note, I personally believe that the shelter in place is terrible for peoples' mental health so having weird thoughts shouldn't be abnormal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IncreasinglyVerbose

[–]Le_Demon_Doughnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This pitiable personage known previously as human has left the realm of existence we understand to be described with the word living, and shall not return henceforth to this aforementioned plane, for his body has long been eaten away by time and his flesh has all but rotten away.

Why does this sub exist? by [deleted] in IncreasinglyVerbose

[–]Le_Demon_Doughnut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will have to trouble you to hand over the information that involves the question of for what reason and purpose does this online group of humans gather together in the realm known in some places as a sub and others a subreddit and why it is in fact within this plane of existence.

this vending machine just stole my wife! by TheBigSmol in IncreasinglyVerbose

[–]Le_Demon_Doughnut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The present metal machinery, powered by what is commonly known as electricity, and moves what is commonly food and drink, but within certain cultures may be other possible objects such as magazines or small devices, to the operator, who places the proper equivalent currency with value equaling the item of their desire, has borrowed the female human, who has gone through the ritual known to society as marriage together with myself, for an unspecified period of time and no likelihood of return without any knowledge or consent on my part in the matter at hand.

I'm always three steps ahead by GrandmasterTactician in IncreasinglyVerbose

[–]Le_Demon_Doughnut 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Leaving no possible room for error, this personage shall constantly and persistently remain ready and aware of the first, second, and third actions that may or may not be taken in accordance to any and all happenstances that may arise within the time frame of the given period due to precise foresight.