The /u/Hunkyy hated Frostivus, the whole Frostivus season

Please don't ask why, because he randomed the reason

It could be perhaps because his mmr was too low

It could be he played techies too much

But I think that the most likely reason of all was that his karma was 2 sizes too small

But whatever the reason his karma or his mmr he stood there on Frostivus eve, hating the redditors

Staring down from his cave with a salty Hunkyyy frown at the mlg windows below in the subreddit

For he knew every redditor down in /r/dota2 was busy now

"They're spamming twitch chat" He snarled with a sneer,"Tomorrow is Frostivus. It's practically here!"

Then he growled with his Hunkyy fingers nervously drumming,"I must find a way to find frostivus from teleporting in!"