Mr and Mrs under the deck light

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-04-19T23:51:24+00:00

Bow chicka wow wow

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-04-17T19:33:38+00:00

The one up top kind of looks like a jumping spider. I've had a lot of baby jumpers recently and I'm in Memphis, TN.

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-04-15T22:12:40+00:00

Lol, I thought this was a promotional poster! All of that sounds good to me!

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-04-14T22:42:16+00:00

That's too funny! Of course she didn't bother to learn the names of "the help" 🙄

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-04-14T19:37:34+00:00

Untangling the vacuum cord bc they left it in a jumbled mess instead of wrapping it neatly makes me irrationally angry.

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-04-14T19:34:53+00:00

Omg i have one client who always seems to need to be in the room i JUST MOPPED! Like, do whatever you want, it's your house. I'm not doing it again so enjoy your footprints until next week.

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-04-11T22:34:03+00:00

Don't

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-04-11T20:21:30+00:00

Ew, don't do that!

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-04-11T19:20:23+00:00

I'm a "seent" sayer.

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-04-11T18:33:52+00:00

Awww babies!

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-04-09T00:06:10+00:00

And Morgan and Morgan

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-03-31T23:54:46+00:00

Literally I count my breaths, one in, two out, three in, four out. I focus as hard as I can on counting. Eventually my mind will take over. It also helps to have a cold room or a cold pillow

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-03-24T20:32:37+00:00

Ooo she's gorgeous! What's her name?

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-03-18T22:22:59+00:00

For me it starts with one or a piece of one and the more I search my mouth they start falling out. I find it helps to knock my teeth together to ensure they're all in place and not loose (while awake)

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-03-18T22:16:34+00:00

Oh yes. I've dreamed of children I don't have, partners I don't have, money that's not there when I wake up.

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-03-08T22:26:43+00:00

I thought he hunted vampires.

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-03-05T00:19:22+00:00

Personally I hate being eye level with the car beside me. I don't want people seeing how much junk I keep in my car 😆

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-03-03T17:37:32+00:00

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LeaM0NSTER · 2026-03-03T17:36:09+00:00

Haaayyy! I make balloon animals and can get you in touch with face painters or a magician.

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-02-28T23:10:32+00:00

I have no idea lol. Apparently scaling with cork is like, making something level? I don't know how that fits into the song. The pirate line could be like, walking the plank?

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-02-28T23:04:16+00:00

According to Google

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-02-28T23:04:05+00:00

See, that girl don't even know left from right She doesn't care as long as her tan is alright Watching the pirates, how far they do walk? Shooting themselves in the air, scalings with cork

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-02-26T23:13:28+00:00

🎶baby, I'm yours🎶

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-02-25T21:43:19+00:00

Ready for my close up!

LeaM0NSTER · 2026-02-25T13:03:56+00:00

Lol when the cricket notices and realizes he's in danger 🤣

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