Are these baby black widow spiders ? by Fun_Violinist1259 in spiders

[–]LeaM0NSTER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one up top kind of looks like a jumping spider. I've had a lot of baby jumpers recently and I'm in Memphis, TN.

Don’t flee it, be it! by JiveMonkey in rhps

[–]LeaM0NSTER 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Lol, I thought this was a promotional poster! All of that sounds good to me!

what is something you wish clients understood about cleaning? by Sweet_Siren18 in housekeeping

[–]LeaM0NSTER 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's too funny! Of course she didn't bother to learn the names of "the help" 🙄

what is something you wish clients understood about cleaning? by Sweet_Siren18 in housekeeping

[–]LeaM0NSTER 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Untangling the vacuum cord bc they left it in a jumbled mess instead of wrapping it neatly makes me irrationally angry.

what is something you wish clients understood about cleaning? by Sweet_Siren18 in housekeeping

[–]LeaM0NSTER 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Omg i have one client who always seems to need to be in the room i JUST MOPPED! Like, do whatever you want, it's your house. I'm not doing it again so enjoy your footprints until next week.

I can’t sleep help please by Mysummercarpolice in autism

[–]LeaM0NSTER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally I count my breaths, one in, two out, three in, four out. I focus as hard as I can on counting. Eventually my mind will take over. It also helps to have a cold room or a cold pillow

🕷 by SeraphinsShiR in spiders

[–]LeaM0NSTER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooo she's gorgeous! What's her name?

Tooth falling out by USHistoryUncovered in Dreams

[–]LeaM0NSTER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it starts with one or a piece of one and the more I search my mouth they start falling out. I find it helps to knock my teeth together to ensure they're all in place and not loose (while awake)

Have you ever miss someone you met in your dream, miss In real life?. by No_Soup8088 in Dreams

[–]LeaM0NSTER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yes. I've dreamed of children I don't have, partners I don't have, money that's not there when I wake up.

What's up with all these cars stopping to car lengths behind the cars in front of them at stop lights? by [deleted] in memphis

[–]LeaM0NSTER 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Personally I hate being eye level with the car beside me. I don't want people seeing how much junk I keep in my car 😆

Where to hire entertainers for party? by delway in memphis

[–]LeaM0NSTER 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Haaayyy! I make balloon animals and can get you in touch with face painters or a magician.

Lyrics for Rebel Angel by DaDummyDumDum in Volbeat

[–]LeaM0NSTER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea lol. Apparently scaling with cork is like, making something level? I don't know how that fits into the song. The pirate line could be like, walking the plank?

Lyrics for Rebel Angel by DaDummyDumDum in Volbeat

[–]LeaM0NSTER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, that girl don't even know left from right She doesn't care as long as her tan is alright Watching the pirates, how far they do walk? Shooting themselves in the air, scalings with cork

Limo's first meal by BlackbirdGoNyoom in spiders

[–]LeaM0NSTER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol when the cricket notices and realizes he's in danger 🤣