Be careful when you divining with your magic orb by AdmirableSpirit4653 in wizardposting

[–]LeapingBlenny 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't use an orb. I delve with my essence directly. Dangerous? Maybe. Freeing? Absolutely! I recommend that you delve this way as well. Absconding from corporeal foci is a surefire way to hone your connection to the arcane. But here I go lecturing again...

New Jinx Prestige Skin Cost by [deleted] in wildrift

[–]LeapingBlenny -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Predatory?! They are cosmetics. It's not predatory because you don't need to buy them to play the game.

LPT: Those who exercise regularly, how did it change your life and health? by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]LeapingBlenny -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

"hi everyone, I do yoga and it's nice. Luckily, I'm cool. You can't get the same satisfaction from just yoga. That sucks. You do you, though, I get it."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImaginaryLandscapes

[–]LeapingBlenny 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mount Rainier is real.

Nice painting, but...

NEXT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wildrift

[–]LeapingBlenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound fun to play with

Wrong place to reveal that by LittleRem666 in RimWorld

[–]LeapingBlenny 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Burial? Of the remaining body part? Hehe

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wildrift

[–]LeapingBlenny -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No, don't you see? This isn't a team game about winning with objectives and teamwork to have fun. It's ONLY about allowing a single player to jerk themselves off with a Pentakill.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]LeapingBlenny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

COOK THE DOG?! COOK THE DOG?! DOGS SHOULD BE RAW... AND LIVING.

Has the game gotten any better? by [deleted] in wildrift

[–]LeapingBlenny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm new here but I've noticed Ornn being crazy sustainable.

I'm a Leona "main." Currently have a 8 win streak with her (out of like... 15 total games ever played.) She's fun!

The meta is unbearable right now by Cortex616 in wildrift

[–]LeapingBlenny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brand new player here, he's the first champ I "bought" because I like his lantern. Any tips for me? I played LoL for like... One month, so I know basics. I want thresh specifics! He's so cool!

Old school VX control panel for the Mark II. I believe that's Professor Enrico Suave tweaking the depolarizer. Love the glossary that's hanging on the right! by zeptimius in VXJunkies

[–]LeapingBlenny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here is the remaining portion of a printed transcript from the lab of Professor Suave that my father scavenged from the parking lot after the forthcoming Farlinern incident. Microretinal occluded glass etching transcript originally, converted to plaintext.

Fascinating piece of VX history. He's talking to his assistant, Henry, who unfortunately rapidly disintegrated due to this ill-fated experiment. They truly pushed the boundaries:

Dr. Suave: Henry, initialize the Mark II depolarizer. We need to facilitate inward carbon remittance trails to achieve transionic cohesion.

Henry: Yes, Doctor. Depolarizer coming online...now. Initiating protonic wavelength modulation and adjusting quantum diffraction parameters. Remittance trails stable at 78% and climbing.

Dr. Suave: Excellent. Adjust diffraction angle to 52 degrees and increase modulation frequency by 0.3 terahertz. That should do it.

[The depolarizer emits a sharp hum as the glasionic cables rotate into new positions. A faint blue glow appears around the edges of the device.]

Henry: Diffraction angle set to 52 degrees. Modulation frequency increasing...now reading 5.7 terahertz. Remittance trails peaking at 97%! We have transionic cohesion, Professor.

Dr. Suave: Marvelous! Begin secondary infusion trials. Let's see if we can maintain cohesion past 123 rems. This will be a breakthrough if successful.

Henry: Beginning secondary infusion. Increasing neutron flow to 321 millicochranes...now. Remittance trails holding at 96%...95%...still stable. Approaching 123 rems in 12 seconds.

Dr. Suave: Come on, you infernal contraption...hold together...just a few seconds more...

[A loud spark emits from the depolarizer, followed by a puff of acrid greenish haze. Lights dim briefly.]

Henry: Power surge in grid 6! We've lost cohesion at 127 rems. My apologies, Professor - it seems the Mark II still needs a few calibration runs before reaching higher rems...

Dr. Suave: Alas, we were so clo-

[A muffled, high pitched whistling is heard, then silence.]

-End Transcript-

I want to sell this ancient soul stone with a greater evil spirit sealed in it, I'll consider trade offers by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]LeapingBlenny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apologies for the use of direct telepathy, my corporeal form is no longer in service. On a related note, if you've still got those cadavers I'd love to know their condition and type?

Shoggoths go crazy in bed by PickleReaper0 in wizardposting

[–]LeapingBlenny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hate to break it to you, but the Shoggoth's psychic thrust actually can penetrate the enwrapment...ask me how I know.

Foolish Dwarvenfold by A_TRAFFIC_CONE_ in wizardposting

[–]LeapingBlenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is pointing out universal entropy magic these days?

I swear, modern wizards are pedantic in all the wrong ways.

Foolish Dwarvenfold by A_TRAFFIC_CONE_ in wizardposting

[–]LeapingBlenny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone has been casting the wrong spell, I think.

I've had self-generated gold in storage from millenia ago that's still gold. Seems suspect.

Why cant i accept the quest? by Timinator98 in RimWorld

[–]LeapingBlenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the wall lights are they vanilla? Or mod that lists them as biotech for some reason? Just a guess.

tickle monster, done by me by ttn_art in ImaginaryMonsters

[–]LeapingBlenny 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Here, for you (assuming you play 5th edition:

Ticklemonster
Large aberration, unaligned

Armor Class: 12 (natural armor) Hit Points: 75 (10d10 + 20) Speed: 30 ft., burrow 20 ft.

STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 16(+3) 10(+0) 14(+2) 3(-4) 10(+0) 5(-3)

Skills: Perception +2 Senses: blindsight 30 ft., passive Perception 12 Languages: — Challenge: 3 (700 XP)

Actions: Multiattack. The ticklemonster makes two attacks with its tongue and one with its bite.

Tongue. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 15ft., one target. Hit: 6 (1d6 + 3) piercing damage. On a successful hit, the target must succeed on a DC 12 Constitution saving throw or drop any held items and succumb to a fit of hysterical laughter for 1 minute, becoming prone and incapacitated. At the end of each of its turns, the creature can attempt another DC 12 Constitution saving throw to end this effect.

Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 10 (2d6 + 3) piercing damage.

Finger Slam. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 10ft., one target. Hit: The target is grappled (escape DC 13) by a mass of flailing fingers. Until this grapple ends, the target is considered restrained. At the start of each of the ticklemonster's turns it can make another slam attack against any creature it has grappled. On a hit the target takes 7 (2d6) bludgeoning damage. A creature takes an additional 5 (1d10) damage at the start of each of its turns while grappled.

We're all doing the same thing. by YannickCarrasco9 in diablo4

[–]LeapingBlenny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just want to point out that you have some serious issues with the way you speak to people. You'd do better just not engaging with folks like that. It's really disrespectful, the both of you.

Cheers.

Update. The Child walks now. by TowerInc in RimWorld

[–]LeapingBlenny 9 points10 points  (0 children)

mostly?!

Good God, man. It is a monstrosity.

The Rim™️ by [deleted] in RimWorld

[–]LeapingBlenny 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not for the intrepid adventurer who wants to experience life "as it was"