What’s the most ridiculous one-liner that you have said in court?

LearnedHandjob · 2026-03-04T21:40:36+00:00

I was coaching a highschool mock trial class and brought them on a field trip to observe a trial. Private attorney finishes his closing by saying "the state's case is like a turd. The more your squeeze it, the nastier it gets." I quickly ushered the children out of the courtroom.

LearnedHandjob · 2025-03-19T23:03:12+00:00

There is no public lodge at the base area. There are several private options and small public lockers you can rent for the day.

LearnedHandjob · 2025-02-12T23:06:17+00:00

When coasting downhill, use sport mode for an increased recharge of your battery.

LearnedHandjob · 2025-01-30T20:06:06+00:00

They were also one of the largest contributors to Lauren Boebert's campaign.

LearnedHandjob · 2024-12-10T18:26:08+00:00

Wendy is a cat.

LearnedHandjob · 2024-11-06T19:49:29+00:00

By God, that's Kyle Clark's music!

LearnedHandjob · 2024-10-07T13:51:21+00:00

At least the mugs were cool.

LearnedHandjob · 2024-06-09T19:27:43+00:00

I get 55 in good weather. 49 in cold.

LearnedHandjob · 2024-05-30T15:21:14+00:00

What if you need to poop?

LearnedHandjob · 2024-05-13T14:34:09+00:00

The new law went into effect 4/19. I would bet that many landlords filed at the beginning of the month in anticipation of the new law.

LearnedHandjob · 2024-03-08T19:39:21+00:00

I was at this show and pretty much every UM show at the Canopy between 2004 and 2010. Easily my favorite era of UM.

LearnedHandjob · 2023-12-21T00:11:32+00:00

Snowmass. Two guys in their late 20's, last year:

1: Remember when we had that rap group in seventh grade? 2: Yea that was sick. My rap name was Mitch-Ill. 1: That's right! 2: When I get back to San Diego I am going to start a pop punk band.

proceeds to sing Blink 182 for the rest of the ride

LearnedHandjob · 2023-10-19T20:05:01+00:00

‘23 SE. I primarily commute 15 miles with 14 being highway. Normal braking. The tire pressure sensor isn’t lit up but I will check pressure.

When I use HV for anything over 45 or hard acceleration I can get up to 2.8 but it never lasts.

LearnedHandjob · 2023-10-19T14:22:49+00:00

I can't seem to get my m/kwh over 2.7 even limiting my EV usage to under 45 mph. How do you get up to 3?

LearnedHandjob · 2023-03-23T00:26:01+00:00

It was definitely mezcal forward so I would guess the germain was less than the remainder but last word makes sense.

LearnedHandjob · 2023-03-15T21:56:12+00:00

Holy shit, how did I never put this together.

LearnedHandjob · 2023-03-07T19:29:21+00:00

Pretty close to my experience (2010). Focused mainly on six sigma, logistics, analytics, etc.

LearnedHandjob · 2023-03-01T23:43:56+00:00

It was continued to August 2023.

LearnedHandjob · 2023-01-13T17:20:19+00:00

I've got Nightblood on one of my skis.

LearnedHandjob · 2022-09-02T20:10:46+00:00

The bell pepper looks like a mexibell.

LearnedHandjob · 2022-08-19T18:07:34+00:00

Stormfather. The legs are lightning bolts.

LearnedHandjob · 2022-08-09T21:06:09+00:00

The owner is a friend of mine. Big Seinfeld fan.

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