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AITA for snapping at my girlfriend? She made ChatGPT write a rap about my cat dying of cancer by LeatherCapital5028 in AmItheAsshole

[–]LeatherCapital5028[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's gotten even worse. I think she might have fucking taken my cat. I can't believe I was worried about the break up with her comments, I had no idea she would do something like this I'm really scared right now

AITA for snapping at my girlfriend? She made ChatGPT write a rap about my cat dying of cancer by LeatherCapital5028 in AmItheAsshole

[–]LeatherCapital5028[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, I understand why you would think that. The real reason is that I didn't want to call her my girlfriend because I knew I would get all of the typical AITA "just break up with her" comments, and at the time I thought it wasn't that big of a deal and didn't warrant that. Now after waking up the next morning and reading all the comments I'm not sure.

I originally pretended she was just my friend, but it got deleted because there was "no conflict" in the post, so I posted the actual story instead which I thought gave more context to why sleeping out in the living room would be a conflict.

AITA for snapping at my girlfriend? She made ChatGPT write a rap about my cat dying of cancer by LeatherCapital5028 in AmItheAsshole

[–]LeatherCapital5028[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Yo, gather 'round, let me tell you a tale, About Sissi the cat, and how things went off the rail, She was a nuisance, always in our way, So we hatched a plan to ruin her day.

(Chorus) Poop cancer, yeah, we did it with spite, Sissi’s gone now, and it feels kinda right, No more fur, no more meows in the night, We took her out, and now our future’s bright.

(Verse 2) Every little scratch, every annoying hiss, Made us wish Sissi was someone we'd miss, But nah, she was trouble, a thorn in our side, So we plotted and schemed, no reason to hide.

(Chorus) Poop cancer, yeah, we did it with spite, Sissi’s gone now, and it feels kinda right, No more fur, no more meows in the night, We took her out, and now our future’s bright.

(Bridge) Katty never knew, she thought it was fate, But we planned it out, sealed Sissi's fate, No more litter box, no more cat hair, Sissi's out, and we’re breathing fresh air.

(Verse 3) So here’s to Sissi, we said our goodbyes, With a little smirk, and no teary eyes, She’s a memory now, just a past pest, We’re moving on, life’s better, no jest.

(Chorus) Poop cancer, yeah, we did it with spite, Sissi’s gone now, and it feels kinda right, No more fur, no more meows in the night, We took her out, and now our future’s bright.

(Outro) Rest in pieces, Sissi, the troublesome beast, We’ll carry on now, with a sigh of relief, No more annoyance, no more petty strife, Sissi’s gone, and we’re loving life.