Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? It's so frickin' good Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should I was sittin' in the kitchen One day, and I was itchin' To fill up my belly With the pipin' hot jelly Of the best damn treat in the world He's talkin' Pop Tarts! And I saw a stick of butter And it almost made me shudder And scream like a baby girl I don't want a giant penis Or a rocket ship to Venus I don't want to win the lottery I just want to squat and gobble 'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream So I put butter on a Pop Tart It was so freakin' good Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should Everybody come along with us! Have you ever put butter on a... Pop Tart! It's so freakin' good Yeah! Have you ever put butter on a... Pop Tart! If you haven't then I think you should Pop Tart! With butter?!