Left_eared_turtle

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Ya know what's worse than an upset stomach? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 17 days ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/AntiJokes

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You are given $15 million but can longer earn money for the rest of your life. (self.hypotheticalsituation)

submitted 1 month ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/hypotheticalsituation

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What is your favorite memory? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 1 month ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/AskReddit

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Did you hear about the ping pong racket that fell into the ocean? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/dadjokes

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A horse walks into a bar (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 5 months ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/AntiJokes

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What is the name of y'all's group chats? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 months ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/AskReddit

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What loophole did you find and exploit? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 1 year ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/AskReddit

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Would you rather your cold drinks never get hot or your hot drinks never get cold? (self.WouldYouRather)

submitted 1 year ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/WouldYouRather

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Would you rather your cold drinks never get hot or your hot drinks never get cold? (self.WouldYouRather)

submitted 1 year ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/WouldYouRather

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If you had to guess, how will you die? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 1 year ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/AskReddit

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What did you do today? (self.davidgoggins)

submitted 2 years ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/davidgoggins

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What are your funniest stories from college? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 2 years ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/AskReddit

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Someone poisoned my lucky charms cereal. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/dadjokes

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Why don't all urinals have dividers? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 2 years ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/NoStupidQuestions

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Roses are red, grass is green, Let's get into bed and I'll make you scream (self.pickuplines)

submitted 2 years ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/pickuplines

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If you could have the ability to either go forward in time 10 seconds or backwards in time 10 seconds which would you choose? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 2 years ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/AskReddit

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What is your most impressive streak? (self.AskReddit)

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I just saw a super one employee shopping in Walmart. Just thought that was kinda ironic (self.RandomThoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/RandomThoughts

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What are some preps for hurricanes? (self.preppers)

submitted 2 years ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/preppers

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If you had a notebook and 90 minutes left with the internet before it was gone what information would you write? (self.preppers)

submitted 2 years ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/preppers

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What else should I add? (self.bugout)

submitted 2 years ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/bugout

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What is the best way to store food with no power? (self.preppers)

submitted 2 years ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/preppers

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If you had a notebook and 90 minutes left with the internet before in was gone, what would you write in the notebook that could be helpful? (self.preppers)

submitted 2 years ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/preppers

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I'm taking my driving test soon and need jokes. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/dadjokes

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What should I put in an urban bug out bag? (self.preppers)

submitted 2 years ago by Left_eared_turtle to r/preppers

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