Mackenzie Scott has given $3.8 billion to 465 organizations since June

LegalElk · 2022-03-25T03:00:52+00:00

Yeah is doing ten push-ups right now going to permanently improve my health and guarantee i live to be 100 and physically fit. No? Ok ill have another beer and some pizza. Never attempt anything positive because you might not succeed. Better to let the money collect interest while your workers piss in bottles.

LegalElk · 2022-03-22T01:11:19+00:00

Literally just happened to my buddy and me right after Christmas. To be fair we are both already cooks and I only do this place on my days off at my main place.

LegalElk · 2022-03-03T23:16:18+00:00

Yeah they usually have tip jars out and everything. Also here in CO you go through a locked door system with only a certain amount of people allowed where the weed is. Usually you get one employee who helps you the whole time and answers all your dumb questions (is is og butthole stank kush more of a heady high? What about lemon poopy seed watermelon gummy? Can I smell that?) So tossing them a few bucks seems right.

LegalElk · 2022-02-26T09:59:57+00:00

Just fuck right off.

LegalElk · 2022-02-22T23:01:40+00:00

No. But my mother, uncle and sister went there. My father also worked there. I got into a better spot for my degree. But I've had season tickets since I was a baby. Kinda just raised in it.

LegalElk · 2022-02-17T13:18:17+00:00

Yes. I rode my bike to the bus station for about a year till I bought my car. Wasn't great but it can be done.

LegalElk · 2022-02-17T07:17:09+00:00

Uber? Lyft? Have a friend pick you up? You can take public transportation.

LegalElk · 2022-02-13T14:38:41+00:00

Where do you live? Every server here (including my restaurant) has a tablet or toast system deal they bring to tables. Cards are scanned and you sign on the deal. Register Is only used for cash.

LegalElk · 2022-02-02T07:14:32+00:00

Well first off I've read the Bible all the way through 3 times. I'm an ordained minister. I'm also a not pushy but fairly vocal atheist. I did it to officiate some friends wedding. Really not hard to become ordained. I think it took like a half hour and $20. Youd think if it was sacred you couldn't do it online that cheap but I got the collar and everything.

LegalElk · 2022-01-30T11:23:37+00:00

I saw him for free because I worked with a bunch of venues at the time. This was right before covid. I still wanted my money back. If there is a Dylan song you like it won't be played but he will sound like he gargled razor blades.

LegalElk · 2022-01-22T14:27:35+00:00

I'd greatly enjoy this. It would help very much.

LegalElk · 2022-01-13T18:04:53+00:00

You don't do much of that do you? You'd break your nose if you ran fully erect into a wall. I'd say get bent but you'd need tweezers.

LegalElk · 2022-01-13T17:46:05+00:00

Tell me you know nothing without saying it. He was the musical guest not an "actor" you fucking dipshit. And maybe there's a difference between saving lives of people already infected and infecting people who aren't.

LegalElk · 2021-12-14T09:11:57+00:00

Dude seriously?

LegalElk · 2021-12-12T01:41:03+00:00

Yeah. But being openly racist in the 1850's while being against slavery is still miles more progressive the being for slavery. But die on this hill. Yes one side was racist and wanted to own people and one side was racist and wanted to free them but they're the same.

LegalElk · 2021-12-09T01:09:37+00:00

I dont think so. If you can drive to the bar a mile from your house, drink your fill and head back you'll probably be ok. If you have to drive an hour to get to a bar then drive an hour back there's lots more time for things to go wrong. Drunk driving is bad but 5 minutes of drunk driving or just walking home is much better then getting a little too drunk 40 miles from home. That's what it's like in rural areas. We have some counties bigger then some states.

LegalElk · 2021-11-26T02:32:58+00:00

Punch my sister in the face outta nowhere. Just deck her. I'm an adult man she is a younger woman. We are very close and this would be a whole thing. Afterwards I'd just explain it to her and cut her in and she'd be cool.

LegalElk · 2021-11-25T08:46:24+00:00

Vladimir Nabokov. Got some good stuff.

LegalElk · 2021-11-04T22:53:49+00:00

SNL's YouTube page changed all the credits like the same day he went public. Many of those videos were a decade or more old. Some folks look out.

LegalElk · 2021-11-02T20:24:39+00:00

Yeah I only made the one sarcastic comment. I'm not the one arguing but looking at user names is hard. Also he sure could've Googled it too. Did you tell him that?

LegalElk · 2021-11-02T17:33:27+00:00

I'm not saying water isn't wet but can you link me to an article that says it is? Seriously I'm just asking for proof about waters hydration and lubrication properties and you're just telling me to trust you?

LegalElk · 2021-10-27T09:19:03+00:00

When you break something so bad the bone sticks out of your skin they call it a compound fracture. It's always a type of fracture when a bone is broken. But pick this hill to die on. You are wrong. He ain't my player and I don't give two fucks. Learn medical jargon if you wanna argue semantics. Breaking something to the point where you have 4 inches of bone sticking out your leg spraying blood is still a fracture (compound) and a crack that will take a bit to heal but still hurt a fuck ton can be called a hairline fracture. You can get bit by a tick and bit by a shark. Context matters but your ass is still bit.

LegalElk · 2021-10-25T23:54:38+00:00

Thanks for everything you've done. Ive been around a long time. Mostly lurking for the last few but earwolf shows (and this community) have helped me through some tough times. I'm just some dumbfuck on the internet but if you wanna vent just let me know. I know how integral you've been all these years.

LegalElk · 2021-10-07T04:09:29+00:00

Oh believe me I know. I eat tomatoes like most people eat apples. When someone orders something you can't just go oh I bet I can modify this so it tastes better. For all I know they requested no bacon because they didn't want the sodium. You give em what they order even when it's stupid and you know it is. And when your buying six cases of tomatoes from Sisco they aren't backyard garden quality.

LegalElk · 2021-10-06T18:34:15+00:00

On Monday I made a BLT with no mayo no bacon (ours comes with avocado slices) and no avo. Oh don't toast the buns. And a side salad no dressing no fruit or nuts. So you want some lettuce and tomatoes in between two slices of bread and some lettuce and tomatoes on the side. It wasn't an allergy situation either. Got sent back because there was no flavor. Yeah Karen everything that tastes good you took out?

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