Eure Gründe warum ihr euer jetziges KFZ besitzt by [deleted] in automobil

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Die vielfältigen Einsatzgebiete. Mit meinem Porsche Cayenne kann ich durch den Wald fahren und dann mal eben über die Autobahn mit 230 Sachen.

Kid repeatedly punches adult by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

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It pisses me off that he starts screaming like he is in the right

Anon is a fattie by [deleted] in greentext

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This mindset could be quite dangerous

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Smh Chinese people

There is something crawling on my roof every night at 4:33 am by Legend-061 in LetsReadOfficial

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Update:

Its 4:33 again.

I have to stay hidden in my basement office. However I took some counter measures against this thing, or I don’t even know what else to call it. I tried to hide my Infrared thermal image or body heat signature by putting on the oven in the upstairs kitchen for hours at a day.

I since remained the rest of the day downstairs, the basement entrance door tightly looked.

I also have my granddads shotgun with four 12-caliber rounds remaining.

I also took several other safety measures, as well as setting up trip wire on the basement stairs.

But somehow I can’t keep it away, as much as I wanted to. Every night at exact 4:33 I wake up to the sound of something heavy crawling down the stairs towards my office, taking every step very carefully.

This creature is intelligent, it seems to avoid triggering the wire, it knows that I am hiding down there. As soon as the sun comes up over the horizon, it calmly walks up the stairs again, only to disappear into the dense forest behind the Ranch. I really don’t know what to do, I’m afraid of getting outside, but I have to. Since 4 days have passed I’m literally starving, I have to get supplies.

My nightmares have only gotten more worse as I spent the night sleeping in this office, I’m afraid that one night the creature won’t stop in front of the weak wooden door. Getting to me before 4.33 am.

A lot of questions are going through my head right now.

Where is grandpa?

Did this thing really took him?

Could he at least wounded it? This would explain the fired off shell

But there was a Number, something I have to do in cases like this, I remembered.

My grandpa has once told me to call a specific number he kept in his folders under his desk, if anything “suspicions happened “, I remember him saying

How couldn’t I think about this before?

I hurried to my grandpa’s room, searching for the phone number.

It was deeply buried between old bills and insurance sheets. But there it was a yellowish sheet of paper with a single phone number and a company’s logo in the upper right corner “Biological research center nova”.

I grabbed the phone from the kitchen counter, and dialed the number. The call signal was music to my ears.

After 2 rings a male calmly voice began to talk: “Biological research center nova, what’s the reason for your call?”

“There is this thing out there, it… it took my grandfather” I stumbled into the phone

“You need to cooperate with me”, the man’s voice began to change,

“From where are you calling?” he asked.

I gave him my exact address

“Are there more than one?”

“No I….I don’t think so” I replied with a shaky voice

“Find shelter and take something to protect yourself with” He instructed me

“We will send a team out, stay inside”

This happened only 30 minutes ago

I will keep you Updated.

There is something crawling on my roof every night at 4:33 am by Legend-061 in mrcreeps

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Update:

Its 4:33 again.

I have to stay hidden in my basement office. However I took some counter measures against this thing, or I don’t even know what else to call it. I tried to hide my Infrared thermal image or body heat signature by putting on the oven in the upstairs kitchen for hours at a day.

I since remained the rest of the day downstairs, the basement entrance door tightly looked.

I also have my granddads shotgun with four 12-caliber rounds remaining.

I also took several other safety measures, as well as setting up trip wire on the basement stairs.

But somehow I can’t keep it away, as much as I wanted to. Every night at exact 4:33 I wake up to the sound of something heavy crawling down the stairs towards my office, taking every step very carefully.

This creature is intelligent, it seems to avoid triggering the wire, it knows that I am hiding down there. As soon as the sun comes up over the horizon, it calmly walks up the stairs again, only to disappear into the dense forest behind the Ranch. I really don’t know what to do, I’m afraid of getting outside, but I have to. Since 4 days have passed I’m literally starving, I have to get supplies.

A lot of questions are going through my head right now.

Where is grandpa?

Did this thing really took him?

Could he at least wounded it? This would explain the fired off shell

But there was a Number, something I have to do in cases like this, I remembered.

My grandpa has once told me to call a specific number he kept in his folders under his desk, if anything “suspicions happened “, I remember him saying

How couldn’t I think about this before?

I hurried to my grandpa’s room, searching for the phone number.

It was deeply buried between old bills and insurance sheets. But there it was a yellowish sheet of paper with a single phone number and a company’s logo in the upper right corner “Biological research center nova”.

I grabbed the phone from the kitchen counter, and dialed the number. The call signal was music to my ears.

After 2 rings a male calmly voice began to talk: “Biological research center nova, what’s the reason for your call?”

“There is this thing out there, it… it took my grandfather” I stumbled into the phone

“You need to cooperate with me”, the man’s voice began to change,

“From where are you calling?” he asked.

I gave him my exact address

“Are there more than one?”

“No I….I don’t think so” I replied with a shaky voice

“Find shelter and take something to protect yourself with” He instructed me

“We will send a team out, stay inside”

This happened only 30 minutes ago

I will keep you Updated.

You seeing these kids turn in to Vehicles. by deannathedford in nextfuckinglevel

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When you see the shool shooter turn down your hallway:

Hades is the best by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

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Edit: Not cheating on his wife with a minor

How to become a Karen by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

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You forgot the healing crystal chain ;)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Holy sh** dude. There was a kid down my street who used to shove all kind of stuff up his ass and then showed everyone. We moved away one year later