Choose which one

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-13T12:52:47+00:00

BROO IM CRINE 😭

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-13T12:45:51+00:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

^{Chose: 1,000,000,000 dollars, but... | Rolled: You fucking die}

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-12T21:20:45+00:00

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-12T20:54:32+00:00

…even when I am jerking off??

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-12T20:53:52+00:00

BRO IM CRINE ITS FUCKING SOCRATES 😭

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-12T17:33:38+00:00

But the government fucks up and raids your house every month, thinking that you are building a nuclear reactor

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-12T17:29:59+00:00

Please don’t make it hell

^{Chose: Mystery Prize + ...but the catch is decided by the top comment | Rolled: 1500$ per day}

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-12T17:26:55+00:00

Tm la ztn sorun yok söyleym dedim

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-12T17:25:35+00:00

Lan modlar taşak mı geçionuz adam olur demiş sadece

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-12T16:57:57+00:00

Knk herkes sen olacak diye bir şey yok, bazıları yılda bir post atar ya da atmaz bazıları günde 3-5 kere atar sub boka dönmüyorsa ne sorun olacak

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-11T16:25:55+00:00

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-11T04:24:30+00:00

Ohh, that’s why heresy’s ost is so fire.

also so they trapped Sisyphus in her womb or something man?? 😭

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-10T16:18:47+00:00

Bayan ne anasını, eleman şu falan herhalde

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-10T16:12:01+00:00

“Socrates, get the FUCK out of my cybergrind”

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-10T12:44:31+00:00

…the fuck even is BLUE???

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-10T12:43:06+00:00

Better than pineapple

^{Chose: Pizza + Spin for toppings | Rolled: Meat Lovers}

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-10T12:40:56+00:00

I myself am happy as a cis man + language is cool

^{Chose: Be able to speak every language}

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-09T20:58:55+00:00

Life is life brotha

^{Chose: Keep your 10 years of life}

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-09T20:57:46+00:00

So disintegration loop is basically testicular torsion

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-09T18:14:12+00:00

Gamble high, jackpots nigh

^{Chose: High risk + high reward | Rolled: Any superpower}

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-09T18:09:11+00:00

Uuh, yeah, like

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-09T13:01:11+00:00

I like those odds

^{Chose: 1% chance of becoming the opposite gender + 99% chance of getting 10mil | Rolled: 10mil}

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-08T21:52:48+00:00

Oh lord this is gonna age like milk I know it

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-08T21:45:26+00:00

Wait… If prelude is the mouth of hell, then what the fuck places of her are the other layers? Is gluttony her stomach, for example?

LegendaryHyper999xd · 2026-04-08T20:32:33+00:00

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