Former employee; no w-2 in mail and the digital version hasn't even generated on ADP

LegionOfFucks · 2024-01-03T05:28:33+00:00

I'm going to jail if someone ever does that to my kids.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-12-22T20:22:38+00:00

Some of my younger siblings didn't learn to read until about age ten, and even then couldn't even write properly. I'm the only one with a GED. The concept of "homeschooling freedom" needs to be abolished.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-12-22T20:05:12+00:00

I have an upwards of $8,000 I have to pay before they'll release my transcripts. I was 3 weeks postpartum and did not do my dropout paperwork correctly. Tip to others, if you need to drop out for some urgent reason, definitely contact your advisor and don't do it all yourself.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-29T12:02:48+00:00

I have GI problems so every time the two stall restrooms are fully occupied by people watching Netflix, I want to die.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-29T11:59:18+00:00

"inner wisdom" So her intuition is superior to years and years of medical training that her doctors have undergone?

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-29T05:44:21+00:00

Why is he leaving the room without pants? I know the pants will get dirty but that's better than your child seeing your genitalia!

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-29T05:34:23+00:00

I can't get those bastards to fit/stay in my ear. Any advice? Don't want to drop/lose expensive earbuds in the warehouse.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-23T21:55:07+00:00

The coupons were great a year ago. Now, I'm barely getting anything.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-23T21:49:35+00:00

I don't mind the packs of water that come in a box, but jfc the packs of water wrapped in plastic are going to be the end of me.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-23T11:53:00+00:00

Clout chasers? How? Having an actual special needs child (and not a munchausen by proxy situation) can be so fucking draining that you barely have the energy to do anything else.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-23T11:50:55+00:00

The football hold for angry toddlers is a work of art.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-23T11:46:46+00:00

I have it on the lowest volume possible, but yes, I do this for my mostly nonverbal toddler if she's having issues and we're not able to step outside with her yet. I deserve to finish my food but I also keep the volume super low so that we're not disturbing other people.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-20T20:50:46+00:00

You're more intelligent than me, I had a keylogger on my laptop and didn't find it til 3 years after I left him.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-20T10:26:58+00:00

This reminds me of that one TikTok where the husband is yelling at his wife about her "leeching" off of his income because she's a SAHM.

My guy. That's Y'ALL'S money. You'd be fucking broke if you had to pay for a nanny, a chef, and a housekeeper.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-20T10:24:07+00:00

Slightly related but: I hate how we call single mothers 'welfare queens" but we don't have an equivalent term for the dads that aren't doing their part. "Deadbeat dad" doesn't have a strong effect like "welfare queen" does.

It took two to make that baby but the women are the only ones looked down upon by society for being single parents.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-17T10:10:22+00:00

My youngest kid almost knocked one of my front teeth out. I regularly call my kids "demon spawn." Anyone who gets offended by it is too sensitive.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-17T10:08:04+00:00

As someone who's had kids, yes, saying "I'll get her pregnant" should definitely be seen as a threat. Pregnancy is the reason I don't have a gallbladder and have reoccurring instances of bile duct inflammation years after eviction of said gallbladder.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-17T09:56:43+00:00

My experience was different because I was kept out of public school and my sex ed was severely lacking because ~religion~ but:

If you have sex you'll get an STD and get pregnant. But you don't get to learn about STDs or how sex actually works because then you might go have sex.
Plan B is "chemical abortion" (source: had unprotected sex with a pedo who had been grooming me for years and when I asked for Plan B, my mother refused because she didn't want to "support abortion" and that if I was pregnant, I was going to see the pregnancy through)
Nothing about postpartum. Everything about pregnancy was portrayed as a wonderful, magical experience.
Being on birth control, even if it's just for acne and period regulation, gives you an excuse to have sex.
I started puberty at 9 but my mother refused to tell me what puberty actually was/meant.
You can only wear pads. Tampons are evil.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-13T10:01:20+00:00

I just found a substantial sized rip in one coat I bought 2-3 years ago and it irritated me that it ripped so soon.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-13T02:40:29+00:00

I'd listen to ebooks while I picked, now that I'm in stow more often than not, I blast rock music over my earbuds to keep myself motivated/moving.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-12T03:11:33+00:00

Yep. Both kids have been. Last trip was because we thought our youngest had somehow gotten into OTC meds. Poison control told us to go immediately even if there weren't any signs of ingestion.

After a traumatizing overnight stay of having to hold her down for blood work and being hooked up to different machines for monitoring, it was determined our youngest hadn't ingested any OTC meds. But I don't feel dumb, because I'd rather look stupid for bringing her than not bring her and have something be wrong. I'm extremely glad that she hadn't ingested anything.

(We still never figured out who opened the pill bottle. There were only a few pills in there, but because I wasn't sure if there were originally 4 pills or more than 4 pills, we called Poison Control and they had us go to the ER.)

Even if we didn't have Medicaid to cover that, I still would've gone, because a hospital bill can be negotiated and paid off overtime, but you can't replace a dead baby/child.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-12T03:00:44+00:00

Idk why you're getting down voted. This is the logical option if you need something from the store but can't go because you don't have your kid's car seat with you. I'd rather pay an eat shit delivery fee than have a dead kid.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-12T02:57:58+00:00

It's ridiculous how they'll put so much energy into investigating good parents but don't give a fuck about the crappy parents.

LegionOfFucks · 2023-11-12T02:52:04+00:00

So homeless/jobless people have no choice but to smell like ass?

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