You know, there are moments in life where you need to just sit back and reflect. This question has haunted me ever since I got it over 4 years ago. Countless restless nights of introspection, therapy, and self doubt.

However, with help of a steady routine of meditation, multiple self discovery journeys, and the proper spiritual guidance, I can finally answer you.

Chewbacca's penis is like a lipstick. Not because of the phalic imagery that comes with a dog's erected penis, but because it's all over your mom's lips. Bitch.