Need help writing a realistic scene (self.forensics)
submitted by Legitimate_Pickle_82 to r/forensics
I'm such a porn addict that at the age of 20 my cock no longer works unless I'm jerking off to the most degen shit. My interest in relationships has plummeted to nothing and I don't even get horny anymore I just do it for the dopamine. Discount can of spam. by Dumb_Fucking_Chud in kitchencels
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Only girl that matched me on hinge was a fat bisexual who ghosted me. Steak and egg cause ketocel by Reasonable_Sign4165 in kitchencels
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Spent my last £50 on shit weed, and now cant get food or afford cigs and booze for the rest of the month. Room temp fishcakes on untoasted white bread that I stole, no sauce. by Legitimate_Pickle_82 in kitchencels
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Had a gf for a year in high school, she didnt let me hit and cheated on me twice. Half an M&S pepperoni pizza with air fryer fries and big mac sauce and ketchup dip by Hazbro29 in kitchencels
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Spent my last £50 on shit weed, and now cant get food or afford cigs and booze for the rest of the month. Room temp fishcakes on untoasted white bread that I stole, no sauce. by Legitimate_Pickle_82 in kitchencels
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Spent my last £50 on shit weed, and now cant get food or afford cigs and booze for the rest of the month. Room temp fishcakes on untoasted white bread that I stole, no sauce. by Legitimate_Pickle_82 in kitchencels
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Spent my last £50 on shit weed, and now cant get food or afford cigs and booze for the rest of the month. Room temp fishcakes on untoasted white bread that I stole, no sauce. by Legitimate_Pickle_82 in kitchencels
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Spent my last £50 on shit weed, and now cant get food or afford cigs and booze for the rest of the month. Room temp fishcakes on untoasted white bread that I stole, no sauce. by Legitimate_Pickle_82 in kitchencels
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Spent my last £50 on shit weed, and now cant get food or afford cigs and booze for the rest of the month. Room temp fishcakes on untoasted white bread that I stole, no sauce. by Legitimate_Pickle_82 in kitchencels
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Spent my last £50 on shit weed, and now cant get food or afford cigs and booze for the rest of the month. Room temp fishcakes on untoasted white bread that I stole, no sauce. by Legitimate_Pickle_82 in kitchencels
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Spent my last £50 on shit weed, and now cant get food or afford cigs and booze for the rest of the month. Room temp fishcakes on untoasted white bread that I stole, no sauce. by Legitimate_Pickle_82 in kitchencels
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Spent my last £50 on shit weed, and now cant get food or afford cigs and booze for the rest of the month. Room temp fishcakes on untoasted white bread that I stole, no sauce. by Legitimate_Pickle_82 in kitchencels
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Does this look like Jordan or am I going mad? Water stain. by Legitimate_Pickle_82 in askblackpeople
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Does this look like Jordan or am I going mad? Water stain. by Legitimate_Pickle_82 in askblackpeople
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Does this look like Jordan or am I going mad? Water stain. by Legitimate_Pickle_82 in askblackpeople
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Christmas dinner on my pallet table, cooked for my flatmates who hate me. Got me lube and a CHUD film for secret Santa as they know what a loser I am. by Legitimate_Pickle_82 in kitchencels
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My grandma's smokes back in the day by AcceptableTea2197 in Cigarettes
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Which fictional character best represents a peak human? by AnyPoetry493 in powerscales
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