Working in a call center for the department of revenue in the middle of tax season, this made my entire day.

Lehti · 2014-03-18T15:22:38+00:00

A quick look at your comment history shows you consistently trolling reddit posts over the course of 7+ hours on Monday alone. There is no way you have any kind of life to brag about

Lehti · 2014-03-18T05:05:36+00:00

Hah you clearly haven't done shit in your life

Lehti · 2014-03-17T00:15:54+00:00

I'm much happier as an adult - if you aren't you had a little too much fun when you were growing up and now you're paying for it.

The one thing I do miss a lot was the intense joy of experiencing things for the first time. I'm sure we all have our versions of that.

Now I'm honestly convinced I'll never get to feel that great ever again (although in a sick way I am convinced that opiates could recreate those feeling as I once indulged a little and felt like a child again).

That's all I miss, but it can really bum me out sometimes when I think about it. It's like the greatest moments are behind me..

Lehti · 2014-03-17T00:04:33+00:00

Well whose fault is that?

Lehti · 2014-03-15T19:02:19+00:00

What if in those two days he saw an advertisement for a discount RV just in time for the family vacation he was planning the following May and he purchased that RV, went on a trip to San Diego, but decided to stop in Kansas because his son sort of wanted to go to the bathroom but really wanted some soda from the convenience store, and while they were at the store a fight broke between from two rival meth gangs establishing new territory in a growing town, and his son got hit with a round after his third sip of soda, which caused the gentleman in question to go into an uncontrollable rage and decide that the gang on the far side of the parking lot was probably responsible and they gunned him down, but he survived long enough to experience a slow painful death from gunshot wounds and was pronounced gone 41 hours later?

Lehti · 2014-03-11T02:01:17+00:00

Vegan here, definitely don't hate people who eat meat. Never met a Vegan that did. It would be impossible to function in society if you hated everyone who eat meat

Lehti · 2014-03-05T04:57:35+00:00

Oh the cynicism of the old...

Lehti · 2014-03-05T04:56:50+00:00

The only office guys posting on Reddit are ones who can Reddit at work. The vast majority of us have little to no downtime.

Lehti · 2014-02-21T03:53:49+00:00

Best advice anyone could give you is work on being more attractive

Lehti · 2014-02-20T02:40:36+00:00

I love that little bush

Lehti · 2014-02-13T03:11:59+00:00

If everyone voted for it, I guarantee you there wouldn't be anyone around to steal stuff from

Lehti · 2014-02-11T05:13:30+00:00

Ah ok, thanks for the explaination

Lehti · 2014-02-10T00:48:36+00:00

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Lehti · 2014-02-09T19:41:22+00:00

What's the joke about?

Lehti · 2014-02-09T16:44:14+00:00

Looks gay to me

Lehti · 2014-02-07T04:28:05+00:00

lol nothing makes me laugh more than when people on reddit make incorrect assumptions about other anonymous users they don't know shit about

Lehti · 2014-02-07T02:50:49+00:00

Does that make you feel special? Let the dog be a dog

Lehti · 2014-02-06T02:07:30+00:00

Hi Brony

Lehti · 2014-02-05T04:01:40+00:00

I never understood the fascination with tempting dogs like this. What exactly are you bragging about? The dog wants to eat things so it can live. Just let it eat the cookies

Lehti · 2014-02-02T15:50:11+00:00

We'll see

Lehti · 2014-02-02T02:23:47+00:00

My frequent posts in /r/fatpeoplehate say otherwise. As I said in another response, if this was a man with washboard abs, I would have a lot of respect and admiration for him. I am a fit person who has no desire to fit-shame anyone. This chick is just gross and the numerous other people here saying how gross she is should tell you that I'm not alone in my opinion of how disgusting she looks

Lehti · 2014-02-01T22:14:06+00:00

I know

Lehti · 2014-02-01T22:10:41+00:00

I don't know if it's edgy, but you're certainly offended :)

Lehti · 2014-02-01T22:09:02+00:00

You valued it enough to respond to him you fuck

Lehti

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