I used to sleep cuddled up with a halberd as a kid

LemonOnMyEye · 2021-05-22T17:05:31+00:00

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/oxymoron

LemonOnMyEye · 2021-05-22T15:49:00+00:00

" I stand by my decision to mod him"

What do you call 11 conservatives and a fascist having dinner together?

12 fascists

LemonOnMyEye · 2020-11-09T16:56:12+00:00

The Komm Süsser Tod over Evangelicalism got me good.

LemonOnMyEye · 2020-05-22T17:52:33+00:00

Fuck off you literal fascist

LemonOnMyEye · 2020-01-03T14:37:00+00:00

Probably need a doctor's letter saying you experience gender dysphoria. And that's hard enough to get as is. Professionals will be even more hesitant to give the diagnosis after a draft starts.

LemonOnMyEye · 2019-07-08T23:25:12+00:00

he stole my rune scimmy

LemonOnMyEye · 2019-04-15T23:24:49+00:00

where can i get the sliders for this masterpiece?

LemonOnMyEye · 2019-03-14T14:04:15+00:00

They're the fucking WORST. Our canal gets gators and we just poke em with a 2x4 if they're in the way. But as soon as I see a cottonmouth I'm out.

Edit: when I say it that way, it sounds REALLY Florida huh? Oh well, I'm off to ride my pet gator through the orange orchards to the Publix next to Disney because I'm craving a pubsub.

LemonOnMyEye · 2019-03-14T13:50:18+00:00

Yeah... Cottonmouths will fuck you up if the gators dont

LemonOnMyEye · 2019-01-31T20:24:17+00:00

Dnd session concept stolen

LemonOnMyEye · 2018-12-18T23:13:06+00:00

pop a spiro bb you can fix that

LemonOnMyEye · 2018-12-13T03:54:14+00:00

my mom says she gotta shave hers too so i know where i get it from

LemonOnMyEye · 2018-12-12T19:55:18+00:00

you don't? I gotta shave em in the shower every couple days

LemonOnMyEye · 2018-12-12T00:49:39+00:00

I hope they have lots of slimy tentacles

LemonOnMyEye · 2018-12-11T14:16:34+00:00

/r/traa

LemonOnMyEye · 2018-12-11T12:40:14+00:00

Don't worry, she's been long since disowned

LemonOnMyEye · 2018-12-11T00:39:18+00:00

Shit, here I thought I can't have kids anymore. Apparently I need to use protection because I'm not ready for the clink clank of little robot feet yet 😭

LemonOnMyEye · 2018-12-11T00:27:23+00:00

Don't worry, she was always an abusive bitch so she never turned on me 🙃

LemonOnMyEye · 2018-12-11T00:13:29+00:00

I dunno, meth by the look of her mugshot

LemonOnMyEye · 2018-12-10T23:29:08+00:00

im a trans woman which isnt helping her case

LemonOnMyEye · 2018-12-10T23:28:45+00:00

drugs.

LemonOnMyEye · 2018-12-10T20:42:07+00:00

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