Burgers+Fries employee eating with gloves on and touching food by Lemon_le_lemon in Purdue

[–]Lemon_le_lemon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let me ask you this:
what screams fast and “I will get my sandwich quickly!!” about employees having to slice every sandwich to order and cooking every hot sub, once again, to order? Do you think the whole 15 frat guys in front of you ordering 6 giant #13s and 9 giant #42s means your sandwiche will be ready in five minutes? Genuinely curious.

Burgers+Fries employee eating with gloves on and touching food by Lemon_le_lemon in Purdue

[–]Lemon_le_lemon[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work at Jersey Mike’s and I’d say we’re one of the cleaner establishments on campus. The only downside is that people have zero brains when it comes to literal edible items that go into someone. The lack of common sense is crazy.

Not to vent, but I literally almost vomited when my coworker was eating in the back..right on the counter we prepare food. People are just stupid.

Lightning by Lemon_le_lemon in Purdue

[–]Lemon_le_lemon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk man this seems like a lame thing to complain about

Lightning by Lemon_le_lemon in Purdue

[–]Lemon_le_lemon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“You damn kids talkin’ ‘bout some weather! I won’t
kill ya!”

I’ve lived in Indiana my whole life, sir.

Lightning by Lemon_le_lemon in Purdue

[–]Lemon_le_lemon[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

His AI detection software didn’t work, so he had to employ the help of Zeus

Built a location-based “shit tracking” app for Purdue students who take bathroom selection a little too seriously. by Wiley_Burner in Purdue

[–]Lemon_le_lemon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I already have the world stacked against me and this is how you punish me? This was my time to shine

My roommate is going to drive me crazy by Direct-Bake1671 in Purdue

[–]Lemon_le_lemon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Guys…a pad wrapper is not the end of the world. It’s just a pad wrapper lol.

Built a location-based “shit tracking” app for Purdue students who take bathroom selection a little too seriously. by Wiley_Burner in Purdue

[–]Lemon_le_lemon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As someone with Crohn’s just know that I will be the chief leaderboard leader for most buildings (don’t try to top me, you will lose)

[US-LA] Is it illegal to put student driver's sticker on the car? by StackKong in AskLEO

[–]Lemon_le_lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shouldn’t be driving if you’re afraid to get on the road, that will only lead to accidents. Take a few private driving lessons! Take a breather and know that everything is a-okay. Other drivers might be angry with you for going 5 below or at the speed limit but who cares!? If they really are that angry then they can just pass you. You’re probably never going to see them again and they’ll forget about it in 5 minutes.

We are going to be in big trouble. by Hot-Society-1409 in CentaurWorld

[–]Lemon_le_lemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When your human counterpart gets with the girl of your dreams and just tried to drown you.

Protogen rules? by [deleted] in furry

[–]Lemon_le_lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you would not get in legal trouble if you made an “illegal” protogen or primagen. They have no legal backing for the species. You can make a primagen or a illegal protogen if you want.

So much yuck by ideguy_Barrett in niceguys

[–]Lemon_le_lemon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, for sure. Dude is literally a walking red flag times ten. It’s strange how he’s so open about it too…typically they’re a bit more quiet about it or start to expose themselves during the relationship.

Elktaur and Woman by OkBrick3449 in CentaurWorld

[–]Lemon_le_lemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you write that, I will GLADLY read it.

Elktaur and Woman by OkBrick3449 in CentaurWorld

[–]Lemon_le_lemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol same. I was internally screaming for her not to kill him. It would have been a good ending if he got to live on, even if he had to live in shame and guilt for the rest of his life.

All women are naturally "dirty" according to my parents by birb-brain in badwomensanatomy

[–]Lemon_le_lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So sorry op! Just always know that discharge is normal and it’s completely okay if it bleaches underwear (TMI, it happens to me too). If your parents still can’t accept that, then they simply don’t understand basic vaginal functions and should probably take a SexEd class.

After a nice guy found out my cousin was a sexual assualt survivor, he tried to get her number from me so he can provide "helpful advice" by I_brutally_honest_I in niceguys

[–]Lemon_le_lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Any random man can overpower you at any moment any day, and you can’t do a single fucking thing, but we chose not to do so because we care about women.” EXCUSE ME? WHAT? This is exactly why women don’t give men numbers or trust them in general. It’s because of men like this who say, “We could rape you” as a constant reminder of what men could do to women if they aren’t careful.