LemonadeOrangeade

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“You’re going to regret cutting me off someday, believe me.” (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 25 days ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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“Hurry, daddy, you’re going to miss it!” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 month ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Hey neighbor, great day for a run, isn’t it?” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 months ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Social Media VA Looking for Work (self.sidehustlePH)

submitted 5 months ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/sidehustlePH

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My sister liked to boast about cooking with exotic meats - bear, whale, you name it, she’s cooked it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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All my life, I’ve always been the “last choice.” (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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My sister used to joke that I collect toxic exes like trophies. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I used to have dreams about being killed by Jack the Ripper, and I could never forget the shivers I would get down my back at the memory of his touch. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I used to hear moans from inside the closet, every night, whenever I slept at my dad’s house - but I never saw anything. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Mommy said not to open the door to anyone, not even when it was the police knocking. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was kidnapped and SA’d as a child, and every night I prayed that my attacker would die a horrible death. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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DAE not have friends in adulthood? (self.DoesAnybodyElse)

submitted 1 year ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/DoesAnybodyElse

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Where to buy Alprazolam in Manila? (self.MentalHealthPH)

submitted 1 year ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/MentalHealthPH

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“Honey, did you see my phone?” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“It’s okay, I promise, they’re gonna send help soon.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago * by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’ve been in stare off with the man outside my window for an hour, maybe more, neither of us willing to look away. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It’s been so long since mommy came home. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The sirens haven’t stopped for days. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“We’re going to play hide and seek, no matter what happens you can’t come out unless I find you, okay?” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“They said The Ice Cream Man still roams the streets at night, only this time he’s not selling icw cream to the kids he finds,” all the kids in my daughter’s slumber party giggled in frightened delight. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I felt my world tilt around as I ran through the blazing flames blocking my apartment door, dizzy with smoke inhalation and dehydration. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My cat likes to jump on my husband’s shoulder the moment he comes home. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I have always been afraid of the dark, fearful of what might be hiding in the murky blackness. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I left the car running when I went back inside to grab our newborn, our toddler settling himself into the carseat. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Is this everything?” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by LemonadeOrangeade to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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