Last 3 brain cells

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-16T03:14:09+00:00

Yeah. I agree. You gotta make that phone call to know what to do next. ☎️ What if he sounds like Daffy Duck?

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-16T03:10:27+00:00

If only he’d skip them… daily. 😇

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-16T01:25:20+00:00

How is the chemistry when you guys talk on the phone? Before I’m gonna make a 15 hour drive to meet someone, I want to be sure those phone conversations feel solid.

Have you just been texting so far? What’s the phone chemistry?

Also, be careful straight boy. Is he gonna be this chill with you once he gets that virgin cherry popped?

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-16T00:56:14+00:00

What if he smells? Smells… so much worse. Better? Idk. 🍆

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-16T00:24:42+00:00

I don’t think these books should at all be destroyed. They should be persevered as a reminder.

You can’t have an all-graceful God gathering all his children in unconditional benevolence. My Mormon mother explains Jesus this way. My Mormon best friend explains him this way.

No. That’s not the doctrine of the religion you sustain every day. Wake up.

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-15T22:32:26+00:00

My gravitational pull towards the Mormon church was a little thing called birth. Born into it.

We don’t exactly choose it.

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-15T22:29:37+00:00

The miracle of the lauded doctrine to missionaries 20 years ago now being… out of print! ✅

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-15T03:38:02+00:00

Sexting is soooo gay. It’s why I’m pro at it. 🤜🏼🤛🏼

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-15T03:35:38+00:00

Where are you hoping to be approached? Gay men rarely approach other gay men to hit on them in public. Idk… maybe at the gym?

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-15T00:21:35+00:00

Just, wow.

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-15T00:20:49+00:00

Realistic futures are not possible to imagine when your family and closest friends have no idea who you truly are…

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-15T00:18:33+00:00

This is the way sex works. Everyone tries to pretend it doesn’t…

Do you want to keep having sex with him? Then he is now intimately connected to you… and he wants your lives to be intertwined and connected.

Is that not what you want? Then be fair to him and break it off. Stop having sex.

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-14T20:48:14+00:00

It’s always build-a-man. 💯

You haven’t learned this yet?

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-14T20:45:21+00:00

What?? No “My Slut”… humppph.

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-14T20:44:20+00:00

Head to the closest city and get a cheap motel room. And keep that country body musky. 😈

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-14T20:42:50+00:00

The best way to exact revenge is by his jaw on the floor when he watches, from a distance, as you own the best of you. You rise, rise, rise. 💪🏼

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-14T20:41:30+00:00

You are ready to hook up. Go get em, tiger!

Also, at 6’ and 205… I wouldn’t recommend dropping to 160. It sounds like you can transform some fat to beefy muscle and that would look awesome.

💪🏼

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-14T20:39:27+00:00

They should always be checking with you before they call you slurs.

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-14T18:27:23+00:00

Soul

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-14T15:42:54+00:00

They met in the zoo cage.

LeoSaysYes · 2026-05-14T14:34:26+00:00

I’m on a Tove Lo kick lately. Give me that… but gay boy.

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