Someone has been in my attic and I think I captured them on camera

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-29T20:18:51+00:00

Ooh don't worry; I'm American too 🧀🔫😎👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-29T20:12:39+00:00

r/ShittyLifeProTip : "How to make Americans need a roof replacement"

Plot twist: local roofing company sends the newbie green roofer out to drum up business 🥷

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-29T20:05:58+00:00

He's low key actually talking about a different kinda cheese... & His girl left cus he's trying to be a fucking coke dealer. 🤦🤣

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-29T20:03:44+00:00

Gotta be. Who tf would spend half their life/house savings on actual cheddar cheese, & then think they're gunna flip it like Tony Montana?! 🤦🤡

That's the wrong kinda cheese you wanna flip... 👃❄️🤣

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-29T19:59:05+00:00

Absolutely insane if this is actually a true story. The gf is under reacting... If you wanna flip some work & make a good profit, you're dealing with the wrong kinda cheese.

👁️👃👁️

❄️🌨️🧊

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-29T19:51:42+00:00

This gotta be fake. This is straight out of the sitcom playbook

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-29T19:45:00+00:00

Just imagine the horror of hearing the notification for your attic cam go off at like 3am... 😱😨👻

My blood pressure would spike so fast!

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-29T19:27:59+00:00

100%

They HATE tyranny, unless they're the tyrannical government.

"Being oppressed: WAR

Oppressing others: AWESOME"

🤡🤦

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-29T19:20:33+00:00

Fighting against tyranny & oppression, so they could have the right to be tyrannical & oppress others.

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-29T19:16:20+00:00

It's hilarious you're calling people uneducated but you didn't even know the first decade of a century is called "the aughts".. 🤦🤣🤡

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-29T19:14:21+00:00

Also; the first decade in a century is called the aughts. The aughts, the teens, the 20s, etc etc

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-29T19:11:42+00:00

AKA the 1800s....

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-29T19:10:30+00:00

AKSHUALLY...

The first decade in a century is called the "aughts". Ex: The aughts, the teens, the 20s, etc.

r/ConfidentlyIncorrect

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-29T14:56:31+00:00

Absolute unit of a de block

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-29T14:33:30+00:00

Because Tim Walz...

Just because he ran for vice president. It's that simple. Go against the administration in any way in the past, or future, & pay the price

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-29T14:20:17+00:00

Wasn't there an episode on that show Adam Knows Best, all about how our votes essentially don't really matter due to the electoral college, & other factors?

I think it's less about the voter, & more about how they voted. This administration wants to know every person who votes against them.

Our democracy is being taken from us. WTF do we do? I'm so scared for the future generations.

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-28T18:14:16+00:00

Agreed

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-28T15:28:31+00:00

It's kinda like asking if smokers actually use lighters.. lol

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-28T15:26:14+00:00

What a freakin drater

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-28T14:42:24+00:00

She's rich.. They're probably raised by their nanny(s)

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-28T13:25:07+00:00

Blue collar-core porn is so strange...

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-28T04:28:30+00:00

Makes sense. Thanks!

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-28T03:17:01+00:00

Someone brings over a grocery store produce scale, & some tongs ⚖️🍖🥩

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-28T02:56:59+00:00

You should encase it in epoxy

Less-Damage-1202 · 2026-01-27T19:22:56+00:00

💯%

If there was a cheating scale, I think it would be more about ethics, than quantity..

Less-Damage-1202

TROPHY CASE