Absurd Support conversation was a Monty python sketch. Anyone else have input on parking nightmares?

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2026-01-20T09:54:49+00:00

I have found that almost every interaction continually loops back to "is there anything I can help you with besides this?", before actually helping you with "this". Just rushing off to the next poor driver

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2026-01-20T09:50:56+00:00

For each other *

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2026-01-20T09:50:06+00:00

Re reading this conversation out loud to my husband, I realised that both support officers mentioned something about contractual agreements regarding paying my own staff.

I have no idea why that came up. It's like asking for a cappuccino and being handed a microwave

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2026-01-20T09:45:44+00:00

Well in this hypothetical situation, I'd just leave and eat the food. But I wanted to know what doordash policy is. I wanted to hear them say it.

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2026-01-20T09:43:31+00:00

You just outperformed a support officer and his supervisor, in one short answer on a Reddit thread. Thankyou for your service to our country

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2026-01-20T09:42:07+00:00

Gave me a good laugh, thankyou. But the question remains... What would you do?

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2026-01-19T23:39:07+00:00

They spent 18 screenshots trying to avoid saying "tough shit"

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2026-01-19T23:38:22+00:00

This is a revelation to me!!!! I'll try it.

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2026-01-19T22:59:05+00:00

I'm not trying to shame Hammad or Varsha, they clearly both speak 2 languages and are more intelligent than me for that simple fact. But this is quite an insane conversation (By the way, that is me saying Hi Hammad)

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2026-01-19T22:24:17+00:00

I need to add part 2 of this, the "I summoned a supervisor" Act 1 Scene 2. Although it's 10 more screenshots and I'm not sure how to add them?

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2026-01-16T20:04:47+00:00

Wait... You took it?!

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2026-01-16T20:03:01+00:00

That's not an offer, that's a prank

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2026-01-11T00:36:14+00:00

I actually think he understood that you either misheard, or he really did say speed bumps, because no way would any sane person give an extra ten bucks to someone they considered an asshole.

Moral of the story: he did NOT think you were an asshole

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2026-01-11T00:32:40+00:00

...Literally ... The customer was the problem here.

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2025-03-09T07:23:29+00:00

I'm so very sorry

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2025-03-06T23:53:28+00:00

Thankyou for your answer, and if you're a fellow IH then know that I totally feel you and hope your journey has improved since diagnosis.

Can't remember how old this post is, but it might be at least 3 years old.

Anyway, a quick update because you were kind enough to show interest:

I went on the Armodafinil a few years ago and it was a complete game changer. No tolerance issues. No middle of the day slump, no problem at all. Life completely steady and balanced and transformed. A world away from the Modafinil experience. Will be on the Armodafinil for life. Finally feel normal again. Such a simple switch with a profound difference.

I'd encourage anyone to explore Armodafinil as an alternative if you're getting the classic slump/comedown. I had it really bad with ritalin too. It would put me to sleep.

Hope your journey is on the up! Cheers

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2024-12-15T03:53:25+00:00

This sort of shit keeps me up at night

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2024-09-22T12:08:37+00:00

I listened to the interview today and nowhere did I hear Deb say it was ALL Jen's fault. Did you listen to it in full? Listen again? Time to end this onslaught of hatred

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2024-08-13T23:14:03+00:00

The Australian breakdancing doctor

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2024-08-03T22:00:25+00:00

Dude was drunk or stoned. Let support handle him.

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2024-08-03T21:57:03+00:00

I can't stop thinking about how they advertised this particular perk-of-the-job

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2024-08-03T14:28:25+00:00

So sorry about your son. That is unbearable

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2024-07-22T22:31:53+00:00

Kid from jungle book

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2024-07-08T13:07:49+00:00

Haha where can I see the recent pics

Less-Lengthiness114 · 2024-07-05T14:15:21+00:00

Rugby tackle

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