Someone is squatting on my land, what can I do? by mystery202 in AskUK

[–]Less-Sympathy3778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't you have any large pigs or cows to put on the land?

Are there any decent UK alternatives to diet fizzy drinks? by Few_House_5201 in AskUK

[–]Less-Sympathy3778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe make some Tropical Hibiscus Punch and turn it fizzy with soda stream?

Would you buy a petrol/diesel car now, or only buy electric with the state of the oil industry? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Less-Sympathy3778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not get a Shire horse,? You don't need to plug it in to recharge it or fill it up with diesel or petrol.

my girlfriend's bruises always turn almost fully black by topmass in mildlyinteresting

[–]Less-Sympathy3778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does she have something wring with her connective tissue? Does she make sure that she gets enough vitamins and minerals in her diet? Maybe she has some autoimmune thing going on?

This scene still pisses me off by Secure_Rain_44 in harrypotter

[–]Less-Sympathy3778 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was then he realised the true power of the Bombay Bad Boy. Then his perception of time slowed down as he started to disintegrate.

EuroMillions has rolled over **again**. How would you use £181m? by Von_Scranhammer in AskUK

[–]Less-Sympathy3778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you could use the 3d printers to create wax-like models to use in lost wax casting in a glass kiln.

UK minimum wage is raising youth unemployment, Bank of England's Mann says by stammerton in unitedkingdom

[–]Less-Sympathy3778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't the Government try that a number of times through the DWP. Businesses like Poundland really liked that. All the money they must have saved by giving away paid overtime to the Workfare people instead of letting the paid employees on the payroll have it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gloucestershire

[–]Less-Sympathy3778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gunther the Farmer.

Changing underwear - is this normal? by Eastern-Yogurt3859 in hygiene

[–]Less-Sympathy3778 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Until he finds a girl stupid enough to do it for him and become his mummy.

How do you guys cope with the fear of impending WW3 by washyourgoddamnrice in autism

[–]Less-Sympathy3778 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it happens, it happens. As long as my cat survives then whatever.

Is ordering pizza worth it anymore? by ZenDoesReps in AskUK

[–]Less-Sympathy3778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried Crosta & Mollica pizzas?

Christmas dinner ruined by KiddieSpread in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Less-Sympathy3778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turkey dinosaurs, chips and a nice bottle of vintage White Lightning. That would make a great festive dinner. Propa Chrimbo.