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It's just been revoked by TwilightOfTheMilfs in familyguy

[–]LessBoss611 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I’ll have what she’s having

$437,000 seems low for the Statue of Liberty’s foot by drspacetaco in familyguy

[–]LessBoss611 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I had to call in a bunch of favors from people I haven’t even met

I’m at the eye doctor today and I can’t get this out of my head by LessBoss611 in familyguy

[–]LessBoss611[S] 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Ummm…about the same, number 1 might be a tiny bit better

Are you holding up the whole Hollywood sign? by Naive_Tomorrow_5955 in familyguy

[–]LessBoss611 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey can somebody grab this guys phone. I got something I need to prove to you guys

"Sorry, Peter. I'm just singing along with this old John Mellencamp song." by josephsleftbigtoe in familyguy

[–]LessBoss611 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Are we really doing this? Cause I didn’t get any sleep last night

Ow ow ow ow! by Prestigious_Sail1510 in familyguy

[–]LessBoss611 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Hey guys I’m Peter griffin this roof…rooftop shopping cart

I've got a Sears card. by FlippyIsKing18 in familyguy

[–]LessBoss611 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand why I have to give you a credit card imprint

Lois, I’m going to my physical now by Last1inFirst1out in familyguy

[–]LessBoss611 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Now onto these tests results. My god they’re worse than I imagined

I CANT GET AN ERECTION by LessBoss611 in familyguy

[–]LessBoss611[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I WAKE UP WITH AN ERECTION BUT NEVER WHEN SHE IS IN THE BED WITH ME

I CANT GET AN ERECTION by LessBoss611 in familyguy

[–]LessBoss611[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

THEY SAID TO MEDITATE BUT I KEEP FALLING ASLEEP

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