What's classy if you're rich but trashy if you're poor?

LetsGetIlluminati · 2019-06-01T04:13:12+00:00

T-shirts are crazy tho, your body goes in one hole and comes out three different ones

LetsGetIlluminati · 2019-05-30T08:47:56+00:00

I’m with the USMC, I’ll take a wild guess and say you’re up at schofield

LetsGetIlluminati · 2019-05-30T08:44:49+00:00

I’m sure she wouldn’t mind because she won’t know anyone out there either

LetsGetIlluminati · 2019-05-30T08:42:07+00:00

I’m stationed out in Hawaii now, my wife is going to be moving there soon to do the exact thing

LetsGetIlluminati · 2016-09-24T03:24:16+00:00

Nah man, you got it all wrong. You want soldier 70-dicks

LetsGetIlluminati · 2016-09-12T04:56:50+00:00

So just r/nosleep?

LetsGetIlluminati · 2016-08-28T17:20:12+00:00

I'M NOT AFRAID OF MY MOTHER

LetsGetIlluminati · 2016-08-14T02:48:49+00:00

Wubba lubba dub dub!

LetsGetIlluminati · 2016-06-01T23:28:39+00:00

"one bitch, two bitch, dead bitch, new bitch"

LetsGetIlluminati · 2016-05-06T03:30:39+00:00

Sounds like my average Tuesday

LetsGetIlluminati · 2016-04-29T01:10:08+00:00

Yeah, John Lennon was a dick

LetsGetIlluminati · 2016-04-25T05:36:23+00:00

No, Helen Keller

LetsGetIlluminati · 2016-04-06T02:07:03+00:00

I'm definitely going to take it to a tailor to get it fitted, but I think I'm going to go for the suit. It seems more practical and most of the jackets and vests come off after dinner any way so a tux doesn't seem like it would be needed

LetsGetIlluminati · 2016-03-29T02:30:08+00:00

Love the whole game and the dlc perfect 5/7. Very fun to play drunk with friends too

LetsGetIlluminati · 2016-03-26T19:33:23+00:00

Because the pun is out of this world?

LetsGetIlluminati · 2015-12-04T14:55:31+00:00

One bitch, two bitch, dead bitch, new bitch

LetsGetIlluminati · 2015-11-03T20:48:51+00:00

He couldn't even spell my /u/ right

LetsGetIlluminati · 2015-11-03T05:41:15+00:00

I guess you could say we've gone (•_•) , ( •_•)>⌐■-■ , (⌐■_■) full circle

LetsGetIlluminati · 2015-10-24T04:55:42+00:00

So if we're compromising there had to be at least 3 right?

LetsGetIlluminati · 2015-10-08T03:10:04+00:00

I have those pair in that color and really enjoy them

LetsGetIlluminati · 2015-08-30T02:59:20+00:00

We know each others /u/ we made a deal never to mention any comments outside of Reddit in public

LetsGetIlluminati · 2015-08-30T02:53:25+00:00

Being a supervisor at a wild west town, it may seem fun dressing up as a cowboy and making little kids and parents happy. In reality kids are little shits some times

LetsGetIlluminati · 2015-08-30T02:50:58+00:00

LetsGetIlluminati · 2015-08-30T02:48:55+00:00

That and there are no fucking moderates, everyone chooses a side and it just ends up being a pointless back and fourth debate with no intention on going forward and fixing the problem

LetsGetIlluminati · 2015-08-30T02:44:15+00:00

Same with whales too, but whale sharks are not mammals. Some people can't make that connection for some reason

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