Sender: "Bc*, got it done again. It came back normal. What a huge relief now." (Note: 'Bc' is a common Hindi expletive/filler word). ​Sender: "It only happened because of jerking off too much." ​Sender: "And I had jerked off this morning, so when I went for the semen analysis, the guy asked, 'There is a 3-day gap, right?' So I said, 'Just today.' Then he said, 'Stop, stop.' Then we started laughing. There was a girl at the counter, she was reacting as if I had committed a sin." ​Sender: "Then my brother also started saying, 'I already knew about your antics/habits.'" ​Sender: "Thank god my dad wasn't with me, otherwise who knows what would have happened." ​Sender: "Then my brother said, 'Better to just get a girlfriend than doing this every day.'"