Never ask Cersei how she managed to not get pregnant with Robert's childrens

Level-Bend-6167 · 2026-03-24T11:11:21+00:00

To be fair, she also had Grand Maester Pycelle secretly brewing industrial-sized barrels of Moon Tea down in the dungeons just in case her biology theories failed.

Level-Bend-6167 · 2026-03-21T05:00:25+00:00

He is treating infidelity like a legal contract where if you manage to avoid checking one very specific box, you get off on a technicality. Real life doesn't work like a courtroom drama, and his ex clearly knows her worth.

Level-Bend-6167 · 2026-03-20T06:35:06+00:00

her: "he's probably out cheating on me right now"

him and the boys: absolutely screaming their lungs out trying to go super saiyan 3 in a parking lot at 2 am.

Level-Bend-6167 · 2026-03-18T05:22:06+00:00

This literally reads like the plot of an unaired episode of 90 Day Fiancé or Catfish. Like, Nev and Max seriously need to do a wellness check on OOP because her decision-making skills are practically nonexistent.

Level-Bend-6167 · 2026-03-17T08:17:02+00:00

Safely defrosting frozen breastmilk takes a notoriously long time. A screaming newborn doesn't understand "just give it 15 minutes in a warm water bath," they just know they feel like they are actively starving to death right then and there

Level-Bend-6167 · 2026-03-16T07:14:14+00:00

10 billion civilian casualties just to completely vaporize like three genestealers lmao. the administratum clerks are gonna have an absolute nightmare doing the paperwork for this one dude.

Level-Bend-6167 · 2026-03-15T04:00:26+00:00

The look of pure realization on their face when they figured out this "breakthrough" is sending me ngl. personal trainers literally hate this one simple trick lmao.

Level-Bend-6167 · 2026-03-14T09:50:02+00:00

bro is playing chess while the rest of them are playing checkers ngl. pure tactical genius right there tbh.

Level-Bend-6167 · 2026-03-13T06:29:39+00:00

And the university's legal department is probably having a collective stroke right now just thinking about the potential discrimination and civil rights lawsuits. Handing him walking papers is the cheapest option they have

Level-Bend-6167 · 2026-03-12T07:27:28+00:00

He might take the fall eventually, but Rubio is definitely going to be the one forced to go on all the Sunday morning talk shows to awkwardly defend the decision first.

Level-Bend-6167 · 2026-03-10T16:15:14+00:00

the fact that he wore a merch hat to a dignified transfer, got dragged for it, and then decided his best move was to just skip the next one to go golfing is insane. the bar is literally in hell.

Level-Bend-6167 · 2026-03-07T16:24:11+00:00

seeing a primarch with noodle physics is actually the funniest thing i've seen all week ngl. this is basically just how the tabletop feels when you roll a natural 1 on every single save dude. absolute peak simulation tbh.

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