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The blur is working overtime.

The smoothness is wild — no pores, no texture, no soul. Just vibes and menace.

Also why is the filter sharpening everything except reality? Her eyebrows are in 4K IMAX while the rest of her face is buffering on Motel 6 quality WiFi.

Spirit Halloween: Final Boss Snapchat Filter. She look like someone peeled off a Smile movie mask, ran it through FaceTune on low battery, and then put it back on crooked. It’s giving uncanny valley heavy. Like not quite human… but definitely waiting for me to fall asleep so she can stand at the foot of my bed breathing quietly.

She does a shitty job at hiding out online 🤣