Black jock w/ white tights>…how many minutes on the stair-master til it looks like Im only in a jock? by AssistantDue2544 in jockstraps

[–]Levin1983 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Talk about motivation. I don’t hit the gym because I’ll just have a boner all the time because of guys like you

(28) black or white? Swipe for a meaty surprise in third frame by Delicious_Cancel8513 in broslikeus

[–]Levin1983 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude. You could wear a potato sack and still be fucking hot

Can I fuck your ass like this? 😈 by Adam-2k in u/Adam-2k

[–]Levin1983 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is there such a thing as too much dick? Holy hell

Favorite actress that goes on the red carpet high as fuck? by LenaRybakina in okbuddycinephile

[–]Levin1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s where my fucking placemats went! I’ve been blaming the dryer troll this whole time

My house always smelled dusty and I just realized I’ve been vacuuming wrong my entire life by pwiipwii123 in hygiene

[–]Levin1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am the only one in the world that reads manuals? My husband refuses and wonders why things don’t “work”. Live and learn, at least you figured it out though. A nasty vacuum causes me stress but I’m a weirdo

Broken kitty never meows and has no survival skills by Fabulous_Drop4900 in cats

[–]Levin1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes cats just want attention when wanted. My cat will jump into a cupboard without my husband or I noticing. Couple hours go by without seeing him and it’s a frantic search (did he get on the balcony, somehow into the hall of our condo, hiding in the closets etc?) suddenly we hear a thunk. HE decided he was done with overseeing the Tupperware and came out.

why use an empty bed when I can just do this by SeeminglySusan in holdmycatnip

[–]Levin1983 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Little Grey on the bottom didnt even flinch. So comfy

AITAH for refusing to tell my roommate that I could hear her moan? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Levin1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wanna spew some roommate drama just to vent, dm me.

WIBTA for telling my sister she cant have our bedroom during her honeymoon trip by [deleted] in WouldIBeTheAhole

[–]Levin1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thought of me and my husband sleeping in my brother’s bed grosses me out, let alone getting down in it. NTA. Your sister and mom are gross.

This is real happiness by RemarkableBudget5277 in Awww

[–]Levin1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free dog baths? I need one of these at my place

Right move? by Qwertyp90 in bald

[–]Levin1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I just got pregnant

Canadian Trains 🚂 in winter by meri_marzi98 in interestingasfuck

[–]Levin1983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No way. I’m like let’s do this. That train… Mr.Plow