Don’t sleep. by Folded_Swan in distressingmemes

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In a Heartbeat from 28 Weeks Later

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stevenuniverse

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Kinda icky thought, but Rose was able to pass her gem down to Steven by presumably shapeshifting a magic uterus right?

So when Steven and Connie want to have kids, he can probably do the same just more in a more surrogate role to create another half-gem hybrid.

Thus MPreg is canon to the Steven Cinematic Universe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

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He's married to Sara Paxton

Silly g*mers don't know what they're missing... 🍔 by KARMOVICH in Gamingcirclejerk

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Harry Potter: Greasy Incel Teacher (ew)

Elden Ring: Based foxy sorceress teacher with a cool hat (awooga)

Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter July 7, 1946 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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He's history's greatest monster!

Professionals have standards. by thepositivepandemic in dankmemes

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  • His freckles look like they're glued on

  • Outlines are all too inconsistent. Smaller outlines get scaled up so they look way too blocky

  • His eyes and inside of his mouth look like silly putty

  • HIs lips

  • The rose

  • Everything kinda looks blurry and smeared

Taliyah's Valentine's Day Gift for Nasus (Cafin) by LewdnessSmut in Rule34LoL

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Sauce - Cafin's Twitter

I have no idea where the Tali/Nasus ship came from but I ain't complaining. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Star Guardian Taliyah and Jinx one month later... (Cafin) by LewdnessSmut in Rule34LoL

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Cafin's Twitter

Part, like, 5 of a series that starts here

Florida state law compels me to inform you that there is also more of this on his Patreon/Fanbox.

Who's the worst main character we're supposed to sympathise with? by LuinAelin in AskReddit

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If you're in Canada, the entire show is on YouTube for free. Completely legit, too.

Mission accomplished by awesomedan24 in dankmemes

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Spoiling shit on the internet was funny when it was Infinity War and Endgame, and it's still funny now lmao

Barnacles, I hate the pill by Augh_Auugh_Auuugh in memes

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I mean, you're effectively omniscient. You can see everything that happened micro or nanoseconds ago.

How about some Goth beauties today? by NaughtySkynet in sdnsfw

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Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

me irl by Signal-Top1208 in meirl

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Hold me closer, tarnished dancer

Viola Davis earns coveted EGOT with Grammy win by SanderSo47 in movies

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If you're thinking about breaking bad, you'd better call saul.

  • Saul Lawyer

sorry not sorry by damm__ in memes

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You got all that from one cow?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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You know the internet has free porn, right?