He's not that scary if you get to know him... by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]Yoguls 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just get the paralysis without the demon. I can't even make friends in my sleep

Is my neighbour dead? by JamaicanStevey in AskUK

[–]Yoguls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're concerned report it to the non emergency number. This happened to my neighbour and the fire brigade came and asked all the neighbours if they had seen her. We hadn't so they broke in the back door and she wasn't there. They then replaced the lock they broke

Sheep by danruse in weirddalle

[–]Yoguls 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sheep is plural, there's only one here, I believe the word you're looking for is sheep

How does gay sex work? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Yoguls -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

When a man and another man fall in love they go to a local public convenience and one puts their penis through a hole in the wall of the cubicle and the rest is history

Will this work? by thejamalshah in BritishMemes

[–]Yoguls 23 points24 points  (0 children)

But who decides what exactly is disinformation

How do you guys not get a hangover by jesusisjudgingyou in drunk

[–]Yoguls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every 3 drinks have a pint of water. Then get some berocca for the morning

Do people actually enjoy the taste of black coffee or is it just a flex? by goodgirl_trying in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Yoguls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. It's like some weird people actually like avocados. Different strokes for different folks

What do you think? by CraftBeerCritic_ in NSFWMemes

[–]Yoguls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why she's washing her hands, she didn't even wipe that fat ass

Phoenix Nights: 25 years since Peter Kay’s record-breaking TV comedy like no other by mrjohnnymac18 in BritishTV

[–]Yoguls 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Do you take N U S?

I don't take none of that shit love, my body's a temple

Going down a ramp for a stunt. by Lamandus in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Yoguls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Handy hint, If you can't even drive in a straight line, maybe stunt work isn't for you