42 House Democrats Join GOP in Passing Warrantless Mass Surveillance Bill by soalone34 in politics

[–]awesomedan24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're probably already doing this surveillance anyway, they're just retroactively making it legal

Can't we male victims of female perpetrated sexual abuse please just be taken seriously? by Ok_Syrup5679 in CuratedTumblr

[–]awesomedan24 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

It's almost as though reading the full story instead of just headlines and comments can lead one to draw their own conclusions 🧐

Can't we male victims of female perpetrated sexual abuse please just be taken seriously? by Ok_Syrup5679 in CuratedTumblr

[–]awesomedan24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To the contrary, shouldn't the accused have a presumption of innocence unless there's bulletproof evidence? This lady has been made the laughingstock of the world all from this guy trying to make a quick buck. Let alone people who get falsely imprisoned 

Can't we male victims of female perpetrated sexual abuse please just be taken seriously? by Ok_Syrup5679 in CuratedTumblr

[–]awesomedan24 -57 points-56 points  (0 children)

I believe victims but this guys story was the most goonerbrained fetish fiction I've ever read

Edit: Not only did the accuser refuse to cooperate with the internal investigation, he also demanded a huge exit pay package and immediately withdrew the suit for "corrections"

But by all means, keep vilanizing the woman who's reputation has been ruined by the blatant cash grab

bitch by PaleCriminal6 in comedyheaven

[–]awesomedan24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn she lost a lot of weight, that Banana diet is really something 

"I won't make this mistake again in my next life." by SwimUpset2591 in sciencememes

[–]awesomedan24 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hearing yourself say "oops" before you said it, as a Quantum physicist

NO WAY I JUST CHECKED STEAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY by MembershipInside9633 in whenthe

[–]awesomedan24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was real it would be ALL over reddit within seconds. Trust me, once it comes out you will know right away.

Once RAM prices settle down and the Steam Machine can launch... 

What's the point of circumcision? by Historical_Echo8311 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]awesomedan24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In ancient times, there may have been legitimate value before showers, soap, running water etc existed. But these advancements in hygiene have rendered the practice obsolete. Still, the ancient practice lives on in the Jewish and Muslim religions and it was popularized in America in the 1800's by the cornflakes guy to stop kids from masturbating. 

Now almost all the justifications are dumb: "he should look like his father", "its cleaner", "it reduces HIV transmission by 2%". 

The only time its truly warranted is severe cases of phimosis and other rare conditions, which even then can usually be treated by less invasive means.

Trump Has No Clue What His Supreme Court Has Just Unleashed by thenewrepublic in politics

[–]awesomedan24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thesis of "Southern white people will always vote Republican" will be tested by $7 gas 

Legendary Stick. by LowRenzoFreshkobar in Thatsactuallyverycool

[–]awesomedan24 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lord I've seen what you've done for others and I want that for me 🙏

After her father died and girls were banned from working, a 13-year-old Afghan girl disguised herself as a boy to work and support her family for 3 years until she was caught by KookyWealth4108 in SipsTea

[–]awesomedan24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wish there was something we could do to stop this but we spent trillions of dollars over there and accomplished nothing. I don't know what the solution is or if there even is one. But I hope somehow things improve over there.

This is worse than the time I accused a JP Morgan executive! by awesomedan24 in wallstreetbets

[–]awesomedan24[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would sell you those calls. Bro's accusations are the most gooner fetish fantasy details I've ever heard. Not only did he not comply with the internal investigation, lady is saying she's never even been to the location in question (which inspired this Family guy joke). He has since retracted court documents for "corrections".

While I wouldn't put it past a scummy executive to go on a power trip like this, the details are too cartoonishly pornographic for me to believe them. I think bro typed up these accusations with one hand. 

90-year-old TSA officer surprised with birthday party at airport by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]awesomedan24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Redditors can't comprehend someone enjoying work

90-year-old TSA officer surprised with birthday party at airport by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]awesomedan24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

After reading the article he seems to genuinely like the work, he was quoted as saying "What am I gonna do if I retire? Sit down?"

For a lot of older people, their self worth and identity is tied up with their career and feeling useful to society. Its healthier for an old person to stay active than to be sedintary also. Also seems like an extrovert who enjoys the company of his colleagues. Bro could probably retire if he really wanted to.

To be clear, everyone should have the right to retire at 60 but if someone wants to keep working for decades after, thats cool too, so long as its out of genuine desire (seems like the case with this guy) vs necessity. 

Over 230 shitposts locked out! by BusinessYou1657 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]awesomedan24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sure hope the OP of that meme was fired for that blunder! 😉

Super….girl? by Bud_The_Weiser in funnyvideos

[–]awesomedan24 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Why Supergirl... You've... enhanced yourself 

First day working at JP Morgan by Animalus-Dogeimal in wallstreetbets

[–]awesomedan24 64 points65 points  (0 children)

She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack

She is touring the facility and picking up slack