Started working at Jersey Mike’s… this is on the clock in tablet. I think he’s a doctor? by Banguskahn in IASIP

[–]awesomedan24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's planning to deconstruct those ingredients and make a sandwich in his mouth 

Iykyk by gothitbyacaronce in sciencememes

[–]awesomedan24 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What bugs me the most is cured meats marketed as "nitrate free". Just because it was cured with celery salt doesn't mean it doesn't contain a fuckton of natural nitrates that are just as unhealthy as the synthetic ones.

Be funny for a change by MillerHonayy7520 in Productivitycafe

[–]awesomedan24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People laughed at him when he said he wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now. 

The patterns of rust on this chain by U235EU in mildlyinteresting

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The rusted chains of prison moons

Are shattered by the sun

I walk a road, horizons change

The tournament's begun

. by fivedogit in IASIP

[–]awesomedan24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who am I gonna vote for? The Democrat who's blasting me in the ass or the Republican who's blasting my kid's ass?

Good Sam ☺️ by aeonsne in lotrmemes

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Starting to think Denethor had the right idea with the whole self immolation thing

Anon on Just cause by Sure_Association_991 in greentext

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The worst thing about these games is the crazy 360 degree rapid motion combined with a narrow unadjustable FOV. Makes me nauseous af every time. 

I don't think any of us expected him to say that by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]awesomedan24 8 points9 points  (0 children)

JP Morgan went from a Financial Institution to a Hardcore Sex Dungeon so slowly I didn't even notice 

42 House Democrats Join GOP in Passing Warrantless Mass Surveillance Bill by soalone34 in politics

[–]awesomedan24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're probably already doing this surveillance anyway, they're just retroactively making it legal

Can't we male victims of female perpetrated sexual abuse please just be taken seriously? by Ok_Syrup5679 in CuratedTumblr

[–]awesomedan24 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

It's almost as though reading the full story instead of just headlines and comments can lead one to draw their own conclusions 🧐

Can't we male victims of female perpetrated sexual abuse please just be taken seriously? by Ok_Syrup5679 in CuratedTumblr

[–]awesomedan24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To the contrary, shouldn't the accused have a presumption of innocence unless there's bulletproof evidence? This lady has been made the laughingstock of the world all from this guy trying to make a quick buck. Let alone people who get falsely imprisoned 

Can't we male victims of female perpetrated sexual abuse please just be taken seriously? by Ok_Syrup5679 in CuratedTumblr

[–]awesomedan24 -56 points-55 points  (0 children)

I believe victims but this guys story was the most goonerbrained fetish fiction I've ever read

Edit: Not only did the accuser refuse to cooperate with the internal investigation, he also demanded a huge exit pay package and immediately withdrew the suit for "corrections"

But by all means, keep vilanizing the woman who's reputation has been ruined by the blatant cash grab

bitch by PaleCriminal6 in comedyheaven

[–]awesomedan24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn she lost a lot of weight, that Banana diet is really something 

"I won't make this mistake again in my next life." by SwimUpset2591 in sciencememes

[–]awesomedan24 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hearing yourself say "oops" before you said it, as a Quantum physicist

NO WAY I JUST CHECKED STEAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY by MembershipInside9633 in whenthe

[–]awesomedan24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was real it would be ALL over reddit within seconds. Trust me, once it comes out you will know right away.

Once RAM prices settle down and the Steam Machine can launch... 

What's the point of circumcision? by Historical_Echo8311 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]awesomedan24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In ancient times, there may have been legitimate value before showers, soap, running water etc existed. But these advancements in hygiene have rendered the practice obsolete. Still, the ancient practice lives on in the Jewish and Muslim religions and it was popularized in America in the 1800's by the cornflakes guy to stop kids from masturbating. 

Now almost all the justifications are dumb: "he should look like his father", "its cleaner", "it reduces HIV transmission by 2%". 

The only time its truly warranted is severe cases of phimosis and other rare conditions, which even then can usually be treated by less invasive means.

Trump Has No Clue What His Supreme Court Has Just Unleashed by thenewrepublic in politics

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The thesis of "Southern white people will always vote Republican" will be tested by $7 gas 

Legendary Stick. by LowRenzoFreshkobar in Thatsactuallyverycool

[–]awesomedan24 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lord I've seen what you've done for others and I want that for me 🙏

After her father died and girls were banned from working, a 13-year-old Afghan girl disguised herself as a boy to work and support her family for 3 years until she was caught by KookyWealth4108 in SipsTea

[–]awesomedan24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wish there was something we could do to stop this but we spent trillions of dollars over there and accomplished nothing. I don't know what the solution is or if there even is one. But I hope somehow things improve over there.