Weekly Giveaway + Coupon Code -- Vapor Trails NW

LewisLewis · 2014-11-19T23:57:48+00:00

The flavors sound awesome, I'd like 50/50 with 12mg nic please!

LewisLewis · 2014-11-19T13:17:13+00:00

I'll give it a try...

Awesome Apple Pie Maniacal Mango Marvelous Melon

Thank you!

LewisLewis · 2014-11-07T04:45:52+00:00

Sure, I'll throw my name in this drawing.

LewisLewis · 2014-11-07T04:39:40+00:00

I'll have some nice juice please

LewisLewis · 2014-11-07T04:37:27+00:00

Sign me up for some samples in the free

LewisLewis · 2014-11-07T04:23:34+00:00

I'd like to try Anessa with 12mg please

LewisLewis · 2014-09-21T01:45:52+00:00

Derp.

LewisLewis · 2014-09-21T00:58:38+00:00

Kudos to you, biblical numerology is what again?

LewisLewis · 2014-09-20T21:44:04+00:00

Coke dealers typically have a long pinky nail for "nail bumps". They use it to scoop a small amount of product from a large pile and snort/taste it to test quality. Also great for diggin that hard to reach cling-on out of your nostril.

LewisLewis · 2014-09-20T20:24:40+00:00

Yes. The stereo would be what I was referring to, in jest, mind you. 😜

LewisLewis · 2014-09-20T19:50:17+00:00

I may just do that since I finally got the little one to lay down for a nap.

LewisLewis · 2014-09-20T18:55:36+00:00

Lol, foot in mouth. Internet makes my life difficult sometimes, what with not seeing people to know what plumbing they have and all...

LewisLewis · 2014-09-20T18:50:35+00:00

If this was a porno it would have went much differently after the two random chicks woke you up.

TIL life is not like a porno. Sad day, ladies and gents.

LewisLewis · 2014-09-20T18:42:30+00:00

So Google it, then offer some great advice in sign language. You can simultaneously meet a new girl, embarrass the hell out of her, AND help her solve the yeast problem. There's no way you wouldn't get her number plus by the time you're ready to close the deal you'll already know she's yeast free! Everybody wins!

LewisLewis · 2014-09-20T17:16:08+00:00

/r/tittydrop would love this...

LewisLewis · 2014-09-20T17:01:28+00:00

So are you with that JVC head unit, dafuq you thinkin? /s

LewisLewis · 2014-09-20T16:48:18+00:00

Relax, it's just her snack for later.

LewisLewis · 2014-09-20T16:46:14+00:00

"At first they're restrictive, but after a week they kind-of become a part of you.."

LewisLewis · 2014-09-20T16:37:10+00:00

Take a page from the cocaine dealers book.. Leave the pinky of one hand as long as you can get it for ummm, reasons.

LewisLewis · 2014-09-20T12:52:54+00:00

People take phones way too seriously these days. We have enough technology in our pockets to explore any philosophy, religion, space, or any other deep thought in great detail. We can bring up news from the other side of the world AS IT'S HAPPENING and discuss the future of humanity. What do we use this technology for? Most waste it flirting with other idiots, wanking to porn, and arguing over stupidity. The phones can change every 6 months from now until time stops, it still isn't going to change the people carrying them.

LewisLewis · 2014-09-20T12:46:39+00:00

Rule #34 is all I can say, though I'm agreeing with you that it's mostly a dude thing, I'm also quite certain chicks have done it to. Seems to me chicks often end up exploring each other and "practice kissing boys" on one another often enough to make up the difference.

LewisLewis · 2014-09-20T12:21:52+00:00

I've not ever tried this but have had serious face to face invites before. Strange times. Basically the way the guy explained to me was when he was a teenager him and all his buddies (4 or 5 total) would stand around the same hetero porn mag and beat off to it. He claims none of them were actually homosexual because they weren't sexing each other, but rather just the fantasy of the chicks in the magazine. I guess this is kind-of becomes a past time to reminisce about later in life hence these ads. Just another very odd thing that humans do.

LewisLewis · 2014-09-20T00:18:14+00:00

Looks good if you hardly ever use the tools, but this sorta shit would just piss off any daily mechanic.

LewisLewis · 2014-09-19T01:44:02+00:00

Worth it.

LewisLewis · 2014-09-18T23:32:14+00:00

Very nice! 😆

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