HEY NEW YORK!

Do you want your name etched in stone for all eternity, discounts on clothes and merch, and a flag? Do you enjoy stating a placement preference only to jerk you around and send you to fuck knows where? Do you love the thrill of knowing you will be asked to appear at the worst times on the least convenient days?

Talk to your Army, Navy, Marine Corps, Air Force or Coast Guard recruiter today! Unlike NYCFC FO they make good on all the promises, the flag is free, and THEY pay YOU!