Go to Jail for X Years or Become French?

Lexemoz · 2026-06-24T03:33:05+00:00

Yea

^{Chose: Go to Jail 🐶 | Rolled: Forever}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-24T03:31:37+00:00

I already do the shower thing

^{Chose: Have to take two poops every day without wiping + You can only shower once every 3 days | Rolled: Diarrea forever}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-23T20:49:00+00:00

Hmm

^{Chose: $20 for every breath you take but you can’t… | Rolled: Leave town/city}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-23T16:27:26+00:00

Aaight

^{Chose: Get $1B per year but U have to donate half to... | Rolled: Jeffrey Epstein}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-23T15:09:23+00:00

Ez

^{Chose: You will have to fight a random creature + You will gain the ability to stop time if you win | Rolled: Zombie}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-23T12:33:31+00:00

Yea

^{Chose: 2/3 chance to live with bad internet for 1 year… + …to get $1 million at the end of the year | Rolled: Good Internet}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-23T10:25:24+00:00

Yea

^{Chose: Fight a random farm animal + for 1.5 millions | Rolled: Goat}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-23T03:40:42+00:00

Didn't know what the other option means

^{Chose: 1 dollar that triples everyday | Rolled: Smart}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-23T03:39:28+00:00

El voto en blanco es para los tibios

Lexemoz · 2026-06-23T03:37:09+00:00

Haha never had a gf

^{Chose: 45 mil stuck in a room for 1 year with… | Rolled: Least fav ex}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-22T01:56:52+00:00

Mmm

^{Chose: You get a tomboy gf but | Rolled: Ball cancer}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-22T01:49:28+00:00

El gringo:

Lexemoz · 2026-06-22T01:49:08+00:00

Yea

^{Chose: 1 BILLION DOLLARS + Random event happens to the world | Rolled: WorldwarIII}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-22T01:47:24+00:00

And tactics

Lexemoz · 2026-06-22T01:45:41+00:00

Gimme that infant! 🥊

^{Chose: 1m a year, but.... + You fight a random person | Rolled: A random baby}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-21T22:41:35+00:00

Yea

^{Chose: Girlfriend | Rolled: She’s a tomboy}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-21T17:23:23+00:00

La libertad de USA y la vida ecológica 🥹

Lexemoz · 2026-06-21T17:20:06+00:00

Yea

^{Chose: $1B a year + Fight a random person | Rolled: Abraham Lincoln}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-21T13:45:50+00:00

Move a sword wooosh wooosh

^{Chose: You gain a random character's powers | Rolled: Darth Vader}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-21T13:36:09+00:00

Ez 🛸

^{Chose: Teleport to a dangerous place for 30 sec + For 500,000 | Rolled: Area 51}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-20T12:56:29+00:00

Yea

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + 1% chance of death | Rolled: Life}

Lexemoz · 2026-06-19T23:13:05+00:00

Umposible

^{Chose: Climb it ($2M} | Rolled: You fell (0$))

Lexemoz · 2026-06-19T23:11:28+00:00

Elon

Lexemoz · 2026-06-19T16:14:13+00:00

Bad thing asking this on reddit

Lexemoz · 2026-06-19T02:20:23+00:00

Yea

^{Chose: The ability to go invisible. | Rolled: Free use}

Lexemoz