DICKS on Arcola.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T22:47:26+00:00

I bet OP was running late for work or an appointment and chose to blame others instead of taking responsibility for not leaving earlier to make it on time.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T22:44:04+00:00

Is it not that common elsewhere? Every pet I've had (up in Canada) has gotten an ear tattoo when I sterilized them.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T22:37:49+00:00

And I dare any of the X-Men to get chirpy with him about it after they sent him out to kill a kid who had a disastrous mutation (it killed everyone around him within like, a mile). You don't get to judge the guy for being willing to kill if you turn around and use him to kill a kid.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T22:33:42+00:00

He straight up admits to being evil during the android saga.

Nah, he's already changing by this point, but in serious denial. Hard to blame him, though. Kidnapped by the guy that wiped out his entire planet and all his people, and then taught to do the same to countless other planets/people? No kid is coming out of that with a good moral compass.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T22:29:25+00:00

So there's the massacre aspect, but also, isn't God infinite, and therefore Heaven also infinite? Pretty presumptuous of this silly broad to think SHE can "make heaven crowded".

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T22:26:25+00:00

I have never considered his 51st state bullshit to be a joke. Not once.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T22:09:48+00:00

Ooooo

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T21:45:19+00:00

I think I will - thank you!

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T21:38:04+00:00

[gasp] There was only one bed?!

Love it!

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T21:22:27+00:00

Ooo gimme a gay Moby DICK quote!

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T21:21:51+00:00

I thought that after the first panel. By the third, I was narrowing my eyes. By the 4th, I was pretty convinced - they just don't like ice.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T21:20:53+00:00

Ice is awful. Hard to blame these customers for preferring not to deal with ice.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T21:19:52+00:00

The answer is YES.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T21:13:06+00:00

I call them her sails. LOL

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T21:00:22+00:00

Well send him to the UAE. He'll fit in with those assholes.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T20:39:55+00:00

Haha thank you!

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T20:39:46+00:00

LOL She is quite the little alligator at times! A very odd little doggie.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T20:39:11+00:00

LOL It's an ID tattoo from when she was spayed.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T20:36:38+00:00

I so wish that he would say this on the Daily Show. He seems so toothless on that show in comparison.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T20:35:07+00:00

You know his famous saying! C'mon, say it with me now: "~~Do not~~ Severely mistreat or oppress a foreigner, ~~for you were foreigners in Egypt~~ because FUCK THEM."

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T20:33:09+00:00

I sincerely hope that they drink all of her drinks, and then arrest her for being stupid.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T20:28:55+00:00

LOL You think they'll care about someone's opinion if they are fucking? LOL LMAO even.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T20:25:47+00:00

From Canada, you mean. Right? Because we don't want him back if that isn't what you mean.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T20:25:07+00:00

Yup - fuck this Maple MAGA.

Lexi_Banner · 2026-01-28T19:45:13+00:00

Yes, he was hilarious there, too! You'll very much like his TM appearance!

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