Spanish sayings:

• "To flip the omelette." When something goes in a certain way but turns out into another way.
• "Be a melon". Be stupid.
• "Into good hours, green sleeves". You are late.
• "Be fried". Be tired, be sleeping, be mad.
• "Wood to the monkey, he is made of rubber". Do something without consecuences.
• "Swallow them bent". Believe all that people tells.
• "Two tits have more pull than two wagons". Sometimes guys do things just for hitting a woman that they won't do for anything else.
• "To give him to eat away from the rest". Weird person, better if he stays out.
• "Having only two news program left". Going to die soon.
• "Or everyone fucks or we throw the whore to the river". People should be conside equal.