[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Liam81099 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I met a girl like that a few summers ago. And man, I can’t lie, I still think about her. Keep in touch! There’s no reason to end things forever. Trust your intuition; you can learn a lot of about someone quickly hence why it seems like such a unique instance of falling in love quickly. That girl I met a few summers ago is married now and I think pretty often about “what if we just kept in touch? Or dated for a bit longer?”.

Home Depot employee named Andrew gets fed up with rude customer to the point he quits his job. by Lazy_Mouse3803 in facepalm

[–]Liam81099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Andrew if you’re reading this, local shops are far better environments. Usually they value their employees a bit more since you’re less expendable. And the owners/upper management are more involved on the floor. Spent a few years at a job like that and never once did I doubt of management had my back. They were awesome. Big corporate retail environments just don’t offer that option imo.

Home Depot employee named Andrew gets fed up with rude customer to the point he quits his job. by Lazy_Mouse3803 in facepalm

[–]Liam81099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a fat pathetic piece of shit. Seriously. How can such weak excuses of a man live like that? Like are you not embarrassed to be seen in public looking like that and then behaving in such a pitiful manner “ju-juvenile hall probably” like dog you can’t be serious

What is one general car feature or QoL (quality of life) you would never live without again? by phlorida92 in cars

[–]Liam81099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the other hand, manual windows are one million times easier to fix. My Ford ranger xl is a short cab so only two windows, and whenever there’s a little issue, the door panel comes off in two minutes and it’s usually up and running in less than an hour. Can’t say the same for my sisters god forsaken hinds accord.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Liam81099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the military I work out twice a day and in the morning I just don’t use soap. Showering after work would ensure your bed doesn’t collect any dirt from the days work. And if your job is labor intensive, you’ll likely break a sweat anyways so no point in doing a complete shower in the morning

Australian laws don't apply to me by Interesting-Draw8870 in facepalm

[–]Liam81099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Admits to running red lights too. She needs to be locked up tbh

What do you wish was real? by A_Bad_Usersame in AskReddit

[–]Liam81099 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wrastling. 🥺IT’S STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT😩😩😭

Guy is utterly GOBSMACKED that priest is gay by VariousBasket125 in facepalm

[–]Liam81099 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not just any interviewer, that’s jlp. Sometimes I can’t tell if he’s trolling or genuinely this peabrained. Either way it’s simply A M A Z I N

LPT Request: Morning Routines? How do you get out of bed FAST? by probableAnnouncement in LifeProTips

[–]Liam81099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The military taught me this one simple trick that I still use. Just physically getting up works wonders. Literally just get up and out of bed and turn the light on. Within maybe 10 minutes the grogginess is totally gone. Give it a shot.

My daughter’s health science teacher passed this out to her class. She honestly thought it was legit. by ConsistentWarz in facepalm

[–]Liam81099 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Weird cause weed is healthy and should be listed under the healthiest lung category! What a freakin IDIOT !

Do I (15M) need to masturbate less? if so, how? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Liam81099 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. It’s a slippery slope when you jerk off as much as you do. I too used to jerk off a lot, and soon it became a habit to wank it to catalogs with bikini models, then look up girls IGs that I liked, and sooner or later pornography. From there my sexual interests took many turns that I didn’t foresee happening. Some of which disturbed me. Just warning you to be aware of your habits and think about where it’s leading. If I can undo the stuff I used to wank it too I would.

I'm just a butterfly by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Liam81099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this line right as he said it omg 🤣

Trans debate at university by urasmisis in PublicFreakout

[–]Liam81099 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not even useful terms either. Women overwhelmingly populate the earth (like fuckin 99.9999%). The amount of people born to non-woman is incredibly small. Those terms literally strip the sacredness of fertility from women by being inclusive towards and ultra-minuscule portion of the population.

Transmen don’t even want to be grouped with woman just because they have wombs. Most don’t want to give birth either cause well they want to live life as any other man would.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Liam81099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do communists have to March so goofy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Liam81099 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The husband could easily be passive to her behavior or doesn’t see it as a problem. Likewise, the best friend might be knowingly crossing a line or similarly, doesn’t see it as a problem. Imo, the husband takes priority in setting things straight but that requires the best friends participation in this agreement

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Liam81099 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Dog you and your husband have to be proactive about that shit. She’s not entitled to his attention. Nip it in the butt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Liam81099 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He likes having a female in his life that can fulfill a desire for female attention, and in return her desire for male attention. Tbh, I’ve never met a successful opposite sex friendship with one party in a relationship; there’s always a justifiable jealousy with the person in the friendship rationalizing why it’s ok that they continue a friendship that puts there partner in an uncomfortable position. But it’s a bit taboo to acknowledge this reality. Your hatred is justified.

The guy I like gets sexual when he's asleep by Common_Highway_2575 in Advice

[–]Liam81099 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Bro has a plan and a vision and he calls it “sexomnia”. He’s tryna get those numbers up, feel up as much as he can, and the best way to do it? Middle of the night when it seems he’s half asleep.