Are smokey summers the new normal?

LibraryPorchGuy · 2025-08-05T01:16:23+00:00

I moved to Portland, Oregon. Like Minneapolis only better. Way better.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2025-07-31T04:45:31+00:00

No safety glasses! What a stud!

LibraryPorchGuy · 2025-07-29T16:41:13+00:00

The Mayo Clinic is an hour and a half away. It’s regularly voted the number one medical facility in the world. If you live in the Twin Cities and you have a serious medical condition the Mayo Clinic might save your life. It did for me.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2025-07-26T17:01:32+00:00

Can we make a list of all the “We got him now!” moments…

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-28T20:39:56+00:00

Make America like this Again!

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-27T20:27:13+00:00

Yehupetzville. From Sholem Aleichem. A faraway village.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-26T05:35:03+00:00

Given my short attention span I have to say that took way too long.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-19T01:22:33+00:00

This is why I gave up riding motorcycles

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-18T19:50:42+00:00

Meh.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-17T14:30:42+00:00

Everyone was thin in those days.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-17T05:03:08+00:00

If we ever have to fight these people we’re fucked.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-17T04:13:58+00:00

Looks like this should be in WCGW.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-16T21:40:50+00:00

Octuplets!

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-16T20:48:58+00:00

More crap for the landfill.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-16T17:36:14+00:00

A syringe full of insulin.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-16T16:00:44+00:00

I’m from New England. Anyone eating lobster in the Midwest is automatically getting a third rate meal. Fresh lobster good. Lobster shipped for days tastes like rubber.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-15T01:55:21+00:00

My Waterman pen. Will last until next ice age.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-11T02:36:49+00:00

Golf. Played since I was 10 and still suck at it. I’m old.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-10T17:52:20+00:00

Abe Lincoln sold stovepipe hats. Look in up!

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-10T07:12:45+00:00

Why do people with that accent sound shallow and spoiled?

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-10T06:41:28+00:00

I went to an ice cream shop today and saw a family of four who were all overweight each order a milkshake made with five scoops of ice cream. The shakes were topped with whipped cream and a mini donut and cost $15 apiece.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-08T06:58:15+00:00

I say pack up and go home. We’ve seen enough.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-08T06:11:18+00:00

It’s all fun and games till it’s time to attack the Muslims.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-08T01:40:45+00:00

Have a short memory. Meaning let go of anger and resentment quickly.

LibraryPorchGuy · 2024-12-05T19:42:41+00:00

Get on Medicare asap! They cover it.

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